Who said english is easy

Fill in the blank with YES or No,

1.-----I don"t have brain.

2.-----I dont have sense.

3.-----I am stupid.

Valentine sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later Valentine sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, d[b]ont demand new clothes & gold jewels[/b],
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home,

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can be greater than this one?

^ lol

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
'I know 'cos the driver always tells me so'

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :

"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant

nice jokes ;Dnice jokes