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Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by LikeAking: 2:34am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Most Private Universities in Nigeria have very unprofesional funny names attached to them. Compare with the way the whites name their uni, you will notice something different. The western uni names carry and posses earth shaking power. Nigerian Private University names don't command Respect, power or value. I won't mention names, but we all know them. Ok, I will mention names.. Eg. Maduka University : Someone may think it's an Igbo Nwa boy apprenticeship University... The name no match.. Convanant University : The world may think this is a university where they learn how to mak convanants ... May be some sort of African Harry Potter uni. Madonna University: You may think is a university for Catholic nuns, monks or a monastery. Igbenedion University: University owned by village chief or some sort of tradiotional magic man. Base university: May one university owned by MTV Base in Nigeria. Legend university: May be its a university for story telling and legends. Or a uni for manufacturing, distribution and shayoing Legend extra stout. Adekunle University : May be owned by B B Naija adekunle. Who go take this uni serious? Chioma University : May be Owned by Davidos wife.. A university for Dating, cooking, and house wify things. Precious University : May be a university owned by Smigo, from Lord of the rings movie. Lolx And so on. Kindly add yours. 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by LikeAking: 2:36am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Add yours... |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by LikeAking: 2:48am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Babcock University : Lovers of porn will be thinking another thing, lovers of chicken will be thinking another thing.. May be a university for rearing cocks.. or Bab cocks. A special breed of chickens. 8 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by TemplarLandry: 4:16am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Bells University...owned by Cowbell, our milk. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by TheMensch(m): 5:27am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Lolzz Una no well Make nobody mention Crawford University oo |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by oz4real83(m): 5:41am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Universities around the world, whether private or public are like that,named after a person or city, you only feel those of Nigeria have funny names because you have an inferior complex and wanna pull down your own. Even your spelling and interpretation of some of the names is trashy, "convanant" , "Igbenedion" , how does the name "Madonna" sound catholic or from the monastery?, I even thought you wanted to refer to the pop star Madonna . 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by duduade: 6:32am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Very childish 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by TBforgive: 6:51am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Tell your own story never ever try to copy others. You're no longer answerable or under the monarchial or Colonial rule. Someone like would despise your beautiful name which is from your mother's tongue. The time to do things our own way is now. Lol. The names are ugly? God damn. You're scumhead of a slave. You're Shit Head. You're low esteemed bleaching faggo.t... You ,have been wired to accept black as inferior. Mumu man. 10 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by emmy512: 7:08am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Well it's language, so you understand and appreciate from a different angle. You're right though, most of them have stupid names but not these ones u mentioned with names that have meaning. You see those ones called British American university, francophone Canadian university, German, abuja Canadian university omoh those names annoy me. What is American and Canadian about them. Don't get me started with the one Ayade named in obudu 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by halaqasa: 7:18am On Jul 10, 2023 |
This is a dumb take imo 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Cassandraloius: 7:52am On Jul 10, 2023 |
I don't see anything funny about these names. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Kaido: 8:02am On Jul 10, 2023 |
It is obvious you are still enslaved to your slave master or still a kid who doesn't read anything about history. Maduka University, Adekunle University and Shettima University are well named. If British, Chinese, Japanese can use their native names, why shouldnt we. Be proud of who you are & where you from, mou'fvcker! Oh! I forgot... change your moniker to "LikeAslave" 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Slynation(m): 8:02am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Nonsense post, ana ko bullshit...!! |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by wisdomkid: 8:12am On Jul 10, 2023 |
This is a stupid post, no single atom of disrespect to OP. But if you're in the business of condemning or condemnation, you should provide at least, 2X better suitable names for these universities. Don't condemn and feel proud, condemn, provide better solutions, or in this case, names you think are best suited for these institutions. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Sucre6: 8:18am On Jul 10, 2023 |
You all above insulting op has zero sense of humor, op isn't being disrespectful, he's just a harmless funny sarcasm, I don't understand where these insult and hate is coming from 🤔 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by rtdCivilservant: 8:22am On Jul 10, 2023 |
What about "GUNS" university in the US where I graduated from, according to u, u should think it is a university where they learn how to produce guns abi? Op, u no get talk abeg. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by TUANKU(m): 8:34am On Jul 10, 2023 |
This is dumb. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Baronthecelebri: 8:41am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Very funny |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by WeirdAlien: 9:04am On Jul 10, 2023 |
You did not even get the correct spellings of most of the names! 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Pkgplanet: 10:26am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Op you're funny reall 🤣, Madonna university like a university where nuns are trained on how to nun |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Nobody: 10:38am On Jul 10, 2023 |
I love that people are bashing Op, he is obviously bitter because he wasn't opportune to graduate from a private university. 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by LikeAking: 10:52am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Maduka University : People outside Nigeria may think it's a university for mad people, phsycratic patients, etc. Or university of Phsycratic medication.. Imagine presenting ur Maduka uni in they USA and how they will look at you. They may be like are a Phsycratic patient? |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Abuventure: 10:58am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Clueless post. Colos is a bastard 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by bigjackass: 11:15am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Rubbish. Nothing even funny about the names |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by eze31362(m): 11:27am On Jul 10, 2023 |
this op mumu nn get part 2 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by MikkieEl: 2:23pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by CJStarz: 2:25pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Babcock University......you go think say cock abi fowl full d school Clifford univey...na Oga Clifford investment be dat 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by Babaibeji2020(m): 3:05pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
LikeAking:A child remains a child....... Big child, tall child,fat child,stewpid child,foolish child.........a child remains a child! The child who posted this, has major volume of inferiority complex. A Lotta people from different nationalities converge on this forum but this child is not sensible enough to realize that. It's a pity though. 😕 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by LearnedsConcept(m): 3:18pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
The inferiority complex in Nigeria is truly overwhelming. SMH 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by LearnedsConcept(m): 3:19pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Babaibeji2020: A child is more inclined than him 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Private Universities And Their Funny Names by LikeAking: 3:25pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Abeg who added pix to my post? Thank you very much.. Abeg show me how u take do am. |
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