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By Esther Onyegbula


There was a mild drama at the popular Alaba International Market, Ojo, Lagos, on Friday, following the strange discovery of a human private part by a hungry customer, who patronised a food vendor inside the market.

The shocking sight of the human part in her plate of soup, at GBO Plaza, in the market, resulted in pandamonium, as anxious traders and customers thronged the plaza to behold the strange alar’carte garnished with protruding human part and its accompanying delicacies steaming hot from a plate of soup.

The middle-aged woman, simply identified as Ebere, reportedly found strange meat inside the plate of food she bought from a food vendor.

It was learned that trouble started when Ebere, who sells household items opposite GBO Plaza, raised the alarm, while eating the food she bought from a vendor, and discovered that the meat in her plate had the semblance of a male child’s private part.

An eye witness, who spoke with Vanguard Metro at the scene, on Saturday, said; “I was here when Ebere was eating, yesterday, and found the meat that looks like a little child’s private part. We all took turns to examine it. It didn’t look like that of goat or a dog.

“It was when she raised alarm that other traders came closer and on proper scrutiny, it was concluded that the seemingly turgid but, small human flesh must be that of a child.”

Other witnesses said the argument raged for long until a verdict was unanimously passed that it was the private part of a human being and hell was let loose as they all started asking for the head of the food vendor.

It was gathered that the alarmed food vendor was loudly proclaiming her innocence saying that she bought the meat from her regular supplier in the market.

The sordid drama was so intense to the extent that some of the traders that claimed to be regular customers of the food vendor were throwing up publicly lamenting that they have been eating human flesh for long thinking that it was delicious meat.

Vanguard Metro gathered that the frenzy was such that traders thronged the plaza in their numbers to, not just identify the food vendor but, trace the meat seller and deliver instant justice on them.

The situation, which was about degenerating to a serious crisis was, however, doused by leaders of the market who called for caution and assured that they will investigate the issue and take decisive action.

Confirming the incident, the Public Relations Officer, Alaba International Market, Ezeani Theophilus told Vanguard Metro that the incident was still under investigation.

According to him, “The food vendor doesn’t have a restaurant, she is a local food vendor.
“We have called on the police and investigation is ongoing.

“The food vendor claimed she bought the meat from a meat seller who hawks around the market. We don’t want to escalate the issue so that the meat seller won’t find out and flee from the market.”

However, as at the time of going to press, not much has been heard about the result of their investigation but it was reliably gathered that the food vendor had disappeared from the market and nobody could say whether she was invited by the police or not.

On their part, the police said they are yet to receive such report and assured that once they get it, they will investigate the case thoroughly.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/drama-as-trader-allegedly-finds-males-private-part-inside-food/

This is one of the reasons, i don't eat outside. God help us ooo.

Pictures or idontbeliveit.

On a more serious note, it seems almost everyone has turned diabolic. Even your average Joe is into one fetish stuff or the other. Be wary, vigilant & pray.

God save us.

How can you eat outside when you don't travel

OVB123:
This is one of the reasons, i don't eat outside. God help us ooo.

Long pork

So where's the pics

Who else noticed the new features on nairaland

illicit:
So where's the pics

Urheadmaster:
Who else noticed the new features on nairaland

Like what?

I cant see anything new, not yet

Na today

A go soon leave this country for una, na small e remain

Urheadmaster:
How can you eat outside when you don't travel

my brother e never reach like that haha.

2Radii:
A go soon leave this country for una, na small e remain

Comrade, you are not going anywhere o

We are all in this together

On a serious note, Nigeria is going south.
Something needs to be done urgently

2Radii:
A go soon leave this country for una, na small e remain

Since 2001 u don dey talk this thing, people wey no dream to travel don leave u go since.

Temmyf:
Since 2001 u don dey talk this thing, people wey no dream to travel don leave u go since.

But 2001 I still dey for primary school na, u must have mistaken me for someone else oh

dangermouse:



Comrade, you are not going anywhere o

We are all in this together

On a serious note, Nigeria is going south.
Something needs to be done urgently

Oga a dey comot

Make una dey do am

2Radii:


Oga a dey comot

Make una dey do am

Comrade I son copy immigrations

They are on the look out for you

We all die for here.

Very soon those supporting this government will run out of money.

They will only depend on free data from network providers

But we gallant. We going nowhere

Cc. Nlfpmod

Damnnn niggar

Heard that news on radio in Benin city this morning

Damn what is this?

God have mercy

Curious346:
Ogun or Lagos ? Did I guess right ?


Something has to be done . I think the federal government should establish a ritual commission . To beam it's searchlight on ritual activities amongst our Yoruba brothers and sisters .
.they are endangering the human race .

And most times they kill Igbos for these ritual sacrifices of theirs ..

See this descendant of cannibals talking.

Mr bushman autentus how does Ebere know that she was eating human flesh if not from experience. That area is full of igbos and their history of cannibalism is well documented. They need to start checking any meat sold by Igbo vendors in Lagos. Anytime times are hard they revert to their fave meat.

Disgusting.

Stuffs like this dey likely happen for lag..

Nawa ooo.


Kindly check my signature I do data entry jobs.

Cow preek

gengen

No pics ?

The food vendor doesn't have a restaurant, the meat seller doesn't have a stand

End Time! Give your Life to JESUS today, tomorrow may be too late.

Abeg did they measure the size of the preek

Ok they said it a child preek

But wait o , when they put preek onto of your food u no know na when you Dey eat am u come see

Also for the food vendor that bought the preek wash the preek ,cook the preek even serve the preek and still claim not to see the preek ke 😁🧐

Lol where the Private...