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Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by kingot(m): 8:49pm On Aug 23, 2023
*RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;*
*1️⃣. Never take photos with her.*
*2️⃣. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.*
*3️⃣. Don't text her love messages.*
*4️⃣. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.*
*5️⃣. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.*
*6️⃣. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.*
*7️⃣. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.*
*8️⃣. Don't call her my everything, he is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.*
*9️⃣. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress up or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.*

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Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by advanceDNA: 8:53pm On Aug 23, 2023
Where is rule number 10??
Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by illicit(m): 8:57pm On Aug 23, 2023
advanceDNA:
Where is rule number 10??

Remember the previous rules
Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by advanceDNA: 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2023
illicit:


Remember the previous rules


Dont take a nap or sleep over night with another man's wife...u may not wake up
Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by illicit(m): 9:03pm On Aug 23, 2023
advanceDNA:


Dont take a nap or sleep over night with another man's wife...u may not wake up

That nap own tho

If na ur house u fit nap nah

And sometimes u no fit cheat nature
Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by kingot(m): 4:48pm On Aug 27, 2023
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