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Virgin Groom by Digital(f): 11:58am On Sep 11, 2007 |
Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. "So what do I do first?" His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed." 5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?" His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her." After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again. "Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!" Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again. "Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?" "DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!" |
Re: Virgin Groom by brimbrack(m): 6:02pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
That was nice girl! You got me cracking up. Poor Sipho, very very naive guy. He must have grown up as a recluse. |
Re: Virgin Groom by clemcykul(f): 10:45am On Sep 13, 2007 |
seun could u be kind and generous enough to teach this guy how to go abt it am feeling very sorry for him already |
Re: Virgin Groom by Digital(f): 4:15pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
clemcykul: haba wat makes you think Seun can teach the guy, or you mean Seun is na expert for that area i hope it will not be like this on our weding nite oh, as me and my man has never_ _ _ _ _ (Fill in the Gap) |
Re: Virgin Groom by darlingD(m): 7:42pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
this is too funny |
Re: Virgin Groom by clemcykul(f): 10:01am On Sep 14, 2007 |
has never seen each others banana and sharpner clap for meeeeeeeeee! |
Re: Virgin Groom by u4me(m): 10:08am On Sep 14, 2007 |
In this modern days and time? This had better be a real joke otherwise , |
Re: Virgin Groom by saucekid(m): 1:20pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
when i read this joke its funny ooooo i remembered one person who behaves and might behave like this later mongopark |
Re: Virgin Groom by jennie1(f): 5:05pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
This is what I call, 'The Guy is good, na mumu' |
Re: Virgin Groom by mopegirl(f): 5:06pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
clemcykul: cant u teach him? |
Re: Virgin Groom by Digital(f): 5:26pm On Sep 15, 2007 |
mopegirl:Ask him oh mopelola |
Re: Virgin Groom by mopegirl(f): 6:27pm On Sep 15, 2007 |
hi, Digital baby, ow do u know i am mopelola? |
Re: Virgin Groom by Digital(f): 9:55am On Sep 17, 2007 |
mopegirl: do you want me to include your surname? |
Re: Virgin Groom by ceyohn(f): 11:01am On Sep 17, 2007 |
na real virgin groom but can there be people like dat? |
Re: Virgin Groom by Digital(f): 11:36am On Sep 18, 2007 |
ce-yohn: Yes ohhh ce-yohn, i think i shd just try few stuffs wit my man b4 ours turn out this way |
Re: Virgin Groom by pisces20: 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
guys make sure you practice so as not to disgrace yourselves on exam day |
Re: Virgin Groom by pisces20: 1:57pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
guys make sure you practice so as not to disgrace yourselves on exam day |
Re: Virgin Groom by mopegirl(f): 7:10am On Sep 19, 2007 |
@digital, yes i will be glad if u do that, pls try it and pls holla me so that i will ref u and know maybe he is good or not |
Re: Virgin Groom by ibrahiem(m): 5:01pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
i dont wanna get involve 4 now but i know i can be a real champ on dat exam day. |
Re: Virgin Groom by mopegirl(f): 6:37pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
how are we sure that u can be up to the task on that day? |
Re: Virgin Groom by ibrahiem(m): 12:53pm On Sep 20, 2007 |
mope,don't test ma skillz because i'm just like da volcano ready 2 xplode.please try not 2 hug that real animal. |
Re: Virgin Groom by Digital(f): 9:29am On Sep 24, 2007 |
Re: Virgin Groom by benjay1(m): 2:06pm On Sep 30, 2007 |
haba what makes you think Seun can teach the guy, or you mean Seun is na expert for that area i hope it will not be like this on our weding night oh, as me and my man has never_ _ _ _ _ (Fill in the Gap) @Digital ; hmm so na who we go ask ? to be sure that u and your guy has never _ _ _ _ ? |
Re: Virgin Groom by Migines(m): 2:13pm On Sep 30, 2007 |
@ben~jay then u dont av ne prob. B4 ur wedn u kan come to "mig's skul skul of novice interrogation nd penetration" 2lecture nd u're an xpert! |
Re: Virgin Groom by mellow(m): 2:40pm On Sep 30, 2007 |
Too real to be true.[color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Virgin Groom by nafsquare: 5:30pm On Sep 30, 2007 |
such can not b youth of dis days. |
Re: Virgin Groom by Digital(f): 1:32pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
Migines: haha expert, is it that simple mellow: you think |
Re: Virgin Groom by Nobody: 1:53pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
the guy is a real monk |
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