BOKO HARAM: Since dem say Boko Haram dey poison Beans and man get half bag 4house, I tell dem to prepare beans porridge. As de food don, I tell dem to first give Bingo my dog so if him kick bucket waka, we go knw how far. After 30mins. bingo d dog still dey play around, so I begin whack my portion. Just as I tuk de last spoon, naim my gate man run enter house shouting oga oga bingo don die. I rushed to de room swallow water, swallow crude oil and even bleach to hold de beans hostage for belle, gate man ran back again saying "the man wey jam bingo wit car wan say sorry.