A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady who picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot and undiluted hot slap, (LOL) while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighbourhood rushed to know the cause of this. The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady who picked the call said.
Junior said; "the number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. .please try again later.  

It was okay but d last twist she 'fell&died' spoilt it

Mtchew lol

Mtcheew.

You dared to post this joke yet again?

Thanks for the updateology

Nellyon:

You dared to post this joke yet again?

I hate u with passion pusssie
and would appreciate if u stop commenting on my threads

No kidding

WTF HAS DIS JOKES SECTION TURNED INTO

*Exits thread*

story story etc

See as dem be like Ibo market men and women in Enugu

They always wanna talk shiit about my blockbuster jokes to make dem look bad as if na me say make dem no get talent to make people laugh

instead of showing appreciate and paying me enough royalty for putting smile on dia wrinkled faces like they usually do to Talents in United States, what i get from my Naija people is Hate and Jealousy

Studio CFR:

I hate u with passion pusssie
and would appreciate if u stop commenting on my threads

No kidding

Oh dearie, now is hate the right sentiment here?
You could open a 'private' thread and it wont matter how lame it is and of course i wont comment. Oh wait, you already have lots of lame private threads. In your head.

Dont let me insult your fada. .he didnt do me anything

nice and true,

Yeah

studio must you even think of insulting her father

Who be dis one wey dey question me?

Abeg face yo front jor

You know how Fela sang: Sorry sorry sorry?
I am sorry for Studio.

@All: I dont know how many times he has posted it before but l must confess: THIS GOT ME ROFLMAO. Thanks Studio

Nellyon:

You know how Fela sang: Sorry sorry sorry?
I am sorry for Studio.

I may not be the most important guy in jokes section. .I just hope that when you hear or say ma name like that, you smile and say That's my friend and role model.






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SIlknSteel:

@All: I dont know how many times he has posted it before but l must confess: THIS GOT ME ROFLMAO. Thanks Studio

Thanks Sweerie . . . Dont mind my critics they're just jealous

^^ Airhead

You looks bow legged to me sweerie . . U will always be runner up pusssie


i mean dis in a good way

Studio CFR: Dont let me insult your fada. .he didnt do me anything

you must be a very sad guy. Cant even take criticisms. This joke is old and stale and not even original. If it was good people would tell u. Thanks