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Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 10:39am On Dec 19, 2011 |
1) Imagine that Ua in a thick Forest,suddenly ua surrounded by Tiger,Fox,python and lion,jst waitin to feed on U. How can u put an end to this ?? 2) A man and a son were walkin home,suddenley a truck fell break and hit dem and d man died instantly.D people who were nearby took d son to an Emergency room,D surgeon refused 2 operate on d boy sayin " i cannot operate on him,he's my son" How is that Possible?? 3) If it takes 5 people to dig a hole,how many does it take to dig an half hole?? 4) A man makes a claim dat he can predict the exact score of evri football game b4 it begins,And his's always right.How's dat possible?? And finally, 5) If u take 3 apples 4rm group of 5.how many do u have?? NB: No scatter ua brain oO! Lets do it once more, Daalu nu[color=#000099][/color] |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 11:06am On Dec 19, 2011 |
see some people chop their school fees eg bin, mustpin,don, name them |
Re: Lets Do It by Nobody: 11:26am On Dec 19, 2011 |
Q1 , I'll say my last prayers Q2, Y shouldn't I operate him Q3, mε̲̣̣̣̥ n rakel05 will combinee Q4, D̶̲̥̅̊ man has been starved of bleeping ̶̲̥̅̊ Q5, 5/3 apples Awaiting result, ̶̲̥̅̊ I must get A |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 2:11pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
ans now |
Re: Lets Do It by 1stknight(m): 12:40am On Dec 20, 2011 |
rakel05:U don 't mess with a maths student |
Re: Lets Do It by BossTtdiamonds(m): 7:17am On Dec 20, 2011 |
rakel05: Tis' was too cheap to be called a riddle, |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 9:26am On Dec 20, 2011 |
1stknight:you follow chop your school fees. *my friend go and sleep* Boss Ttdiamonds:too cheap abi! abeg go repeat primary 3. and primary 5 abeg make una ans this now b4 i close Nairaland |
Re: Lets Do It by 1stknight(m): 10:09am On Dec 20, 2011 |
rakel05: No be only question 2 and 4 i fail? |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 10:16am On Dec 20, 2011 |
1stknight:chai ! oya go repeat jss 4 |
Re: Lets Do It by Nobody: 10:17am On Dec 20, 2011 |
^^^^ u neva mark my own for up oo |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 10:24am On Dec 20, 2011 |
DONkollione: |
Re: Lets Do It by mustspin: 10:56am On Dec 20, 2011 |
i for answer but i no get keyboard |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 11:04am On Dec 20, 2011 |
good for u because i no say na u for get d ans |
Re: Lets Do It by Sophizzy(f): 11:13am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Q1=Tiga eat Fox,Lion eat Tiga,Python swalow Lion, while I'd hv ran home since leavn bhind a tym bomb.4 rest Qs Boss ans. |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 11:24am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Sophizzy: see u, the school wey u go GUFF gramma school Ajegunle. una no dey pay school fees still u no no road to ur school. u go start frm Daycare |
Re: Lets Do It by angelz(f): 11:29am On Dec 20, 2011 |
l find it dificult 2 comprehend d part that says "half a hole" what exactly is "half a hole?what's it like? |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 11:33am On Dec 20, 2011 |
angelz: ok to start wit,, go to school ok |
Re: Lets Do It by angelz(f): 11:38am On Dec 20, 2011 |
ok to start wit,, go to school ok no sch wil admit me |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 11:50am On Dec 20, 2011 |
ask sophi. she will tell u |
Re: Lets Do It by angelz(f): 11:53am On Dec 20, 2011 |
ok |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 11:56am On Dec 20, 2011 |
good girl i go give u monitor for class |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 12:38pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Let me Ansa my Questionz, 1st , Since the questions says,Imagine! Which means To assume or crate mental images which is not present to 2 the sence,the only way to put an end is to STOP IMAGINING!! (u dey here dey crack ua head ) 2nd, D surgeon was her MOTHER. She'z d one who has the legal Authority 2 call him Son and claims it. 3rd, There is Notin lyk half hole,A HOLE is a HOLE! No matter how small it is. 4th, b4 any match begins,the score will be (0-0) and dat'z wat the Man predicts and he's right. (lollll) And finally, 5th, Since i took 3 apples out of 5apples and D question demands How many apples do i hav? den I hav THREE APPLES, if 2 say d question demands how many left,den its 2 apples. MERRY XMAS in Advance, MORE puzzles 2 come sooN! Mis'd u all. 1stknight:Istknight u try but u failedno2 and 4. com my house for ur kiss |
Re: Lets Do It by Nobody: 1:45pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Hmmmmm nice 1 |
Re: Lets Do It by 1stknight(m): 9:12pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
rakel05: Ehn, ur house ke? Abeg i no want make anybodi cut any of my pricks. |
Re: Lets Do It by Agybabe(f): 6:30am On Dec 21, 2011 |
rakel05:I admire and L♥√ع γ̥☺υ̲̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ brains. Can u post more of this? |
Re: Lets Do It by BossTtdiamonds(m): 6:55am On Dec 21, 2011 |
Rakel . . . Is tis' you bein' fun. . . . . Or you just like actin' plain stupid. . . . . . . I got all the answers right. . .but you still wanted attention. . . . . Bullsh!t. . , Quit all that crap I'm just kiddin' . . . . . . . . . . . . the jokes section is always not funny without sarcastic comments. . . . . . |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 2:24pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
1stknight: na ur offer ooo . u must come for ur kiss |
Re: Lets Do It by mikuz(m): 4:29pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
@1stknight, any of ya pricks? How many u get? @Rakel, ok i wan come help am collect na! We get the same number of pricks!! |
Re: Lets Do It by rakel05(f): 4:55pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
mikuz: no u mouth dey smell |
Re: Lets Do It by mikuz(m): 5:20pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
*shifts a little bit away from her* look at me and look at trouble o! The guy no wan kiss you,na by force? Na so kiss hungry u reach? Mumu, see whos talking! Did you ever ask ya sef why he refused coming to your house? The poor fellow no wan die of suffocation,thats why em lie say em no wan lose one of em pricks! Junkie, who wan even come ya house sef! |
Re: Lets Do It by 1stknight(m): 12:52am On Dec 22, 2011 |
mikuz: So u self get 4 pricks? Wat 're the lenght of ur pricks? mine is 4 pricks 21 inches each. |
Re: Lets Do It by 1stknight(m): 12:55am On Dec 22, 2011 |
rakel05:and his eyes too. |
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