Only the top teams from a league are allowed to play pre-season friendlies.

The word "pep talk" is originated from Pep Guardiola.

Venezia is a clothing brand and doesn't play actual football

Wolverhampton Wanderers are maintained as a backup team for Portuguese National Team.

Barcelona has no money to print the jersey number on Ilkay Gundogan's shirt.

Erling Haaland is American professional wrestler Brock Lesnar's secret son.

Donny van de Beek exists only to play in pre-season friendlies for Manchester United.


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Chelsea knew they will not win any trophies this season(2023/2024), so they played Wrexham in a friendly match and named it Florida cup only to lift a trophy.

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Lionel Messi's free-kick was staged to make his debut memorable and to impress the celebrities who attended the match.

Barcelona and Manchester United are linked with every player available in the transfer market but ends up with merely one or two signings every season.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has never scored a normal goal in his career.

Mauricio Pochettino collecting all these black players not to be called racist, incase PSG leaks his emails like they did with Galtier

Raheem Sterling has never scored a header in his entire career.

No company came forward to sponsor Chelsea's 2023/24 season's kit because of their last season performance.

Nobody has seen the Russian National Football Team playing a match after the 2018 World Cup.

Harry Kane has only one goal celebration style.

The only trophy that Arsenal can lift with Mikel Arteta is the Community Shield.

Sean Dyche and Triple H are brothers.

Darren Bent has more premier league goals than Didier Drogba

Nicholas Jackson took the no 15 jersey because he doesn't want to be a number 9 failure at Chelsea.

Harry Kane is the first English player to play for Bayern Munich.

The Arab Club Champions Cup Trophy is designed like a World Cup Trophy to compensate Cristiano Ronaldo for not winning the World Cup.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is younger than Thomas Muller.

Funny and interesting thread, OP. Some of these theories and myths have persisted through the years and in some cases have been accepted as the truth by deluded football fans. Make me sef add my own:
India beat Nigeria 99-1.

Pep Guardiola hates African players.

Ronaldinho learned all the tricks he knew from Okocha when they played together at PSG

Arsene Wenger was given a sizeable transfer budget during his time at Arsenal but refused to spend, preferring to buy cheap young talent.

Didier Drogba used black magic aka juju to haunt his striking competition at Chelsea

Oriol Romeu isn't a footballer,he is one of Barcelona's coaching staffs playing as a defensive midfielder because the club couldn't afford a new signing

Arsene Wenger was also a shareholder when coaching Arsenal

Lionel Messi's human growth hormone treatment as a kid gave him special footballing powers

The El Clasico has never ended goalless.

Howard Webb is a Man Utd fan