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'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 2:29pm On Oct 31, 2011
"i wasn't dat drunk" "dude u asked my mum if she's a virgin".
"i wasn't dat drunk" "dude u kept asking my cat why he killed mufasa"
"i wasn't dat drunk" "but dude u were telling yo mama's joke to orphans"
"i wasn't dat drunk" "u picked up d cereal box near d phone and said "hello, they hung up" "
"i wasn't that drunk" "dude u asked ur galfriend if she's single!"

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Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 2:50pm On Oct 31, 2011
"I wasn't dat drunk" "but u called ur mom on d phone asking her 'sex at my place or ur place'! "
"I wasnt dat drunk" "Dude, you were arguing with
yourself over the phone and got
upset when you hung up."
'i wasn't dat drunk' "Dude, you were trying to swim
in mud and yelling 'I'm in
Wonka's chocolate river'"
"i wasn't that drunk" "dude u hugged my grandma and said 'beyonce its a pleasure to meet u"
"i wasn't dat drunk" "but u sat on ur tv using d remote control to change d chair!"
"i wasn't dat drunk" "dude u called my mum asking her what she was wearing!"

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Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by StudioCFR(m): 3:35pm On Oct 31, 2011
Where Is The Joke?

Still Cant Find It angry
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by lilkech(m): 3:48pm On Oct 31, 2011
^^^ he is 'that drunk' , better believe it
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by oderemo(m): 4:01pm On Oct 31, 2011
Where can i find a gud joke these days ohhhhhh. Def. Not on nairaland.
Damn.
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2011
@studio @ode remo. U most definitely can't see d joke,
!
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by StudioCFR(m): 5:01pm On Oct 31, 2011
I have no idea what you've just said. .but i'm inspired
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 5:06pm On Oct 31, 2011
U couldn't possibly have an idea!, I wonder what it is dat inspires you:-S
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by StudioCFR(m): 5:14pm On Oct 31, 2011
U don vex?

Please dønt take my critism to heart. .dis is jokes section
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 5:57pm On Oct 31, 2011
Why should i vex nah? No offense.
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by StudioCFR(m): 6:12pm On Oct 31, 2011
Ok but dont forget dis. . . .
I may not be the most important guy in jokes section. .I just hope that when you hear or say ma name like u doing right now, you smile and say That's my Role Model


i mean dis in a good way
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by bright007(f): 6:14pm On Oct 31, 2011
this poster must be a drunkard. undecided undecided undecided
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 31, 2011
Studio CFR:

Ok but dont forget dis. . . .
I may not be the most important guy in jokes section. .I just hope that when you hear or say ma name like u doing right now, you smile and say That's my Role Model


i mean dis in a good way
and i hope u say u'll like to be like me whenever u say my name too;-D
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 8:05pm On Oct 31, 2011
bright007:

this poster must be a drunkard. undecided undecided undecided
christ! What kinda dumb assumption is dat?!
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by oderemo(m): 8:44pm On Oct 31, 2011
I will def. Forgive your rant as this is your firs post.
Next tym you post rubbish like this drunk of a joke, i will not spare you my pako. U get.
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 8:58pm On Oct 31, 2011
ode remo:

I will def. Forgive your rant as this is your firs post.
Next tym you post rubbish like this drunk of a joke, i will not spare you my pako. U get.
hey i believe dis is a social networkin, i could post whatever i wish, be it rubbish or not so no need for pako or whatever d Bleep u call it. But because u're a dumbledoe u see errtin as rubbish. Lemme be, ok? Village ode remo boi!
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by oderemo(m): 9:48pm On Oct 31, 2011
Thats what i call a rant ryt there.
Anyway your stupid joke wasnt funny get that and no one is laughg here either. So crawl back to your enclave.
Scram.
Next. Pls.
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by StudioCFR(m): 10:13pm On Oct 31, 2011
Ode remo
Pity the girl/woman/hermaphrodite na
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 10:21pm On Oct 31, 2011
I wasn't dat drunk "story"
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by StudioCFR(m): 10:32pm On Oct 31, 2011
So far, Nobody don laugh

means da joke is Dry

u can do better than this @ poster
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by mukina2: 11:12pm On Oct 31, 2011
you are drunk so u cant find it cheesy
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by StudioCFR(m): 11:30pm On Oct 31, 2011
Muki. .

Na yo own dey always different

why are u always like dis?
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by mukina2: 11:52pm On Oct 31, 2011
you should stop being a bully tongue
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Dakween007(f): 9:26am On Jun 26, 2012
ode remo: Thats what i call a rant ryt there.
Anyway your stupid joke wasnt funny get that and no one is laughg here either.c laff 4 here...it funi u jez dnt get datz all...9ce joke boqee
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Kslib(m): 9:49am On Jun 26, 2012
I wasn't dat drunk "i think boquee won the most handsome man in Nigeria"
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by izenco2005(m): 10:40am On Jun 26, 2012
Studio CFR: Where Is The Joke?

Still Cant Find It angry
sorry ar u ok? U keep on asking where is de joke? I can't still find de joke. In all jokes in NL . plz ar u suffering from a disease dat is cursing u not to RAF or even smile. Dis have become so obvious abt u.I think u need a doctor.
Re: 'i Wasn't Dat Drunk' Jokes: by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jun 26, 2012
whoa! Blast from d past.....! grin

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