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16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Nobody: 3:55pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. , •If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back ur pocket. •If ugly pesin send U request e no go enter. •It can tell U which memba of ur family dey do U. •U can connect d bluetooth to nepa poll 2 get light. •It can be used as bomb detectors. •It can be used as mosquito coil. •Can serve as ATM machine. •U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via satellite. •It vibrates if someone is lyin, 4real. •It can tell d real father of a child. •It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend mis waka. •It is accepted as dowry. •It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student. •It can make Arsenal win a trophy next season. •It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode. X_X 2 Likes |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Lucario007(m): 3:59pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
* just strolling by* i know you are d type of person that if you're blackberry and bible fell into d gutter at the same time u would take the blackberry first. I hate bb so i use Iphone or Samsung s2 super smartphone honestly u know try for this |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Nobody: 5:59pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Lucario007: u're sick |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by vladimiros: 7:20pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Thank you for not making me buy it you're true genius |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by lifestyle1(m): 7:22pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
[size=15pt]Let me start with bold1 first b4 porsche. Thank u! [/size] |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Lucario007(m): 7:23pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
liaso i didn't come to fight i just gave my own opinion so don't make me start with you. liaslo++:thanks for the compliment smh |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Aydot99(m): 7:26pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
what do u know about phones. all u BB haters are mumu |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by lilvonz(m): 7:26pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
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Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Samoo01: 7:27pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Have they (RIM) paid they dues to the Volkswaggen group before tapping on their brand? Porsche is not just a brand, it's Porsche. Get it? |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Lucario007(m): 7:30pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
@ lilvonz. . . heheheheheh HAHAHAHAH. F^ck u i don't take help from concrete illiterates, so why don't you tie a g-sting 2 ur d*ck and jump off the third mainland bridge A$shole |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Danjuma04(m): 7:39pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Whats d quarrel? |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Zi: 7:45pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
OP Good way to engage urself rather than being idle. Kudos! |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by doctimothy: 7:45pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Well, me am waiting for Blackberry Ferarri to come out |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by eghost247(m): 7:52pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
hehehehe
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Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Ozegbe(m): 7:53pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
why is this on the frontpage? |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Wislet(f): 8:01pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
liaslo++:Come on son! 1 Like
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Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by chelseabmw(m): 8:05pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
i need BLACKBERRY 2012 TOYOTA CAMRY |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Nobody: 8:24pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Ozegbe: ask muki Zi: vladimiros:thanks Lucario007: |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by tnktosin(m): 8:28pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
How much? |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by MrBenSun: 8:35pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
rofl, it wud av bin beta if it came wit free bis, |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by MrBenSun: 8:36pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
rofl, it wud av bin beta if it came wit free bis, |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by funshint(m): 8:38pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Hilarious, really wen a phone costs almost N400,000 den u shld expect sumtin close, if not more dan wat d poster listed. #Crazy world of Bb# |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Nobody: 8:40pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
;d ;d |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by buzor(m): 8:41pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
how did this make it to d front page. nl front page no get value again! *hisses and walks away* |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by vladimiros: 8:47pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
what do u know about phones. all u BB haters are mumu see maga, you're the type that would be trekking back home just cuz they are saving money for BB |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by WackyJ1(m): 8:55pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
LMAO, This stuff is really funny. I wonder why you some of you guys can't see that it's a Joke and just Laugh. |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Gsmxpert(m): 8:56pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
liaslo++:I want to sell mine for the coming playbook 2 got it 3 weeks ago |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Gsmxpert(m): 8:57pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
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Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by queensmith: 9:06pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
love it! hilarious! as per the bb porsche- its expensive but its not unaffordable. people can always get it if they really want it. The problem with that now is its only a matter of time before ghetto hoodrats carry it around in the pockets of their tracksuits and give themselves another reason to shoot each other. *smh*! |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by obailala(m): 9:10pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
WackyJ1: Nigerians have been so r.aped by bad governance that most of us cant even recognise a joke anymore. No be our fault |
Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by NaijaNaWaa: 9:29pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
If this all blackberry can come up with, I am sorry for them. Obviously, touchscreen technology is beyond their reach. And 5mp camera? RIM/BB has lost the smartphone market to her rivals, unfortunately. |
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