a man was driving out in the country and came by a farm. He saw the farmer standing all alone in his field doing nothing and looking at nothing. The man them pulled over and approached the farmer asking him "sir, what are you doing out here alone?", and the farmer said "i am trying to win a nobel prize", and the man was puzzled and asked "but how sir?", and the farmer replied "i heard they give the nobel prize to people who are OUT - STANDING - IN - THEIR - FIELD"

NB: please if you step into a plane and see a friend of yours named 'jack', please do not under any circumstance make the mistake of yelling "Hi - JACK"

Nice jokes ryt there.

Yup, nice jokes.

This joke is too dry to comment on,i need sth wet

Ajibel:

This joke is too dry to comment on,i need sth wet

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Go pour water for ya head na

^ e be like say u and yo madam quarrel as they take wake u up this morning. Go baff,no dey tell me wetin them ur oga-madam they tell u






*watches lilkech bathing*

nice joke man

lilkech:

NB: please if you step into a plane and see a friend of yours named 'jack', please do not under any circumstance make the mistake of yelling "Hi - JACK"

 

this is the first time u've ever made me laff, it's so funny

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