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I Fear 9ja My Country by Ayorh4you(m): 11:42am On Sep 22, 2012
Na only for Nigeria you fit win
Aeroplane by loading #200 MTN
Recharge Card.=D
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge
#200 and win a big ship. =D
Then Airtel go com follow sey,
recharge #100 an win benin
republic. =D
Glo, go jus kuku say... Recharge
500 and win Nigeria because there
colour na Green =D
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE" =D
Na only for nigeria we dey count
money after we withdraw am
from ATM because we no even
trust ATM machines.=D
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:
Win a brand new GENERATOR if
you pay your light bill (wat a piti)
=D
Na only fo Naija people dey horn
for traffic light make e quick
change frum Red to Green.smiley
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey
sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,
Puff puff, Ogogoro and beer.=D
Wetin you u no see for Naija, you
no fit see am anywhere in d
world... Trust me.
Abeg na joke o, no take am
personal O =))
I love Naija!....

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Re: I Fear 9ja My Country by Yeske2(m): 4:33pm On Sep 22, 2012
^^
You wan kill me.

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