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Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 10:18pm On Nov 03, 2011
A female sheep professed her love and told a male sheep that she loves him, To her surprise, the male sheep hissed and replied "What's the point? U waited all this while to profess ur love when Sallah is on Sunday".
Re: Last Minute Love by Agybabe(f): 10:24pm On Nov 03, 2011
you try sha. I forget my laugh for palour, na only smile i bring come room.
Re: Last Minute Love by Natasha2(f): 10:27pm On Nov 03, 2011
hahahahaha lmao grin grin they still have lil time
Re: Last Minute Love by theLINK: 10:28pm On Nov 03, 2011
Agybabe:

you try sha. I forget my laugh for palour, na only smile i bring come room.

a little encouragement wld really be in order
Re: Last Minute Love by Agybabe(f): 10:30pm On Nov 03, 2011
pardon?
Re: Last Minute Love by Nobody: 10:32pm On Nov 03, 2011
Tasha pls go back to our thread
Re: Last Minute Love by Natasha2(f): 10:40pm On Nov 03, 2011
lucenzo:

Tasha pls go back to our thread
okay
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 12:25am On Nov 04, 2011
Joke dry like sun-dried agege bread
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 4:53am On Nov 04, 2011
Ajibel:

Joke dry like sun-dried agege bread

dis poverty mentality still never leave u?




@TEAM STUDIO. . .
THANK YOU GUYS grin grin

happy sallah in advance grin
Luv u guys kiss
Re: Last Minute Love by Nobody: 12:38am On Nov 05, 2011
happy sallah to all sallah celebrant
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 1:26am On Nov 05, 2011
@Stupidio, i know blame u. We both know u are poorer than me.

HAPPY SALLAH
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 5:34am On Nov 05, 2011
i wont waste my precious time arguing with a gayy albino like you Ajibole . . So go hang yourself

I mean dis in a goody goody way
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 9:46am On Nov 05, 2011
*shaking my manliness head*
Re: Last Minute Love by DAVE5(m): 12:14pm On Nov 05, 2011
Dat ram dey dull ohh,somtin wey hin go quickly (do) b4 hin kpai
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 1:14pm On Nov 05, 2011
The male ram dey vex cuz he no get enough time to sample the female ram thing well before dem go die grin
Re: Last Minute Love by dani1luv: 1:54pm On Nov 05, 2011
lol, u try sha
Re: Last Minute Love by oderemo(m): 2:28pm On Nov 05, 2011
Studio The crown prince of the section.
Gud joke comes to you like bread to butter.
Haterzs una go peme soon. Na true talk be dat.
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 3:44pm On Nov 05, 2011
Thank You Handsome

I've forgiven my haters as stated in the Holy Qu'ran





Danny1luv
you're forgiven

go and sin no more grin


HAPPY SALLAH TO MY SISTER AND BROTHERS

GOD BLESS YOU ALL
AND HEY, GOD LOVES YOU, BUT I LOVE YOU MORE grin grin grin grin
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 7:46pm On Nov 05, 2011
What an irony!
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 8:14pm On Nov 05, 2011
happy sallah uglibel
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 9:10pm On Nov 05, 2011
Happy sallah gay-bro. No F tomorrow cuz its a holy day
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 2:05am On Nov 06, 2011
stop calling me a man lover please i beg u

except u want make i do dry fasting cuz of you
angry
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 8:22am On Nov 06, 2011
^ ok, i'd stop calling you
that name. . .






*thinking of a name to call him*
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 12:45pm On Nov 06, 2011
AJIBEL
is it true you're a female?
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 2:42pm On Nov 06, 2011
^^ who said im a female?
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 3:27pm On Nov 06, 2011
i dont want to mention names but i believed the person

want to confirm it from you

is Ajibel yo real name?
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 3:28pm On Nov 06, 2011
Y are u interested in knowing
Re: Last Minute Love by Funkymallam(m): 7:15pm On Nov 06, 2011
Ajibel my son, run for ur dear life o
lipsrsealed
Re: Last Minute Love by Sophizzy(f): 8:03pm On Nov 06, 2011
Lol @ Funky.
Re: Last Minute Love by Ajibel(m): 1:16am On Nov 07, 2011
*Already running,across the northern sahara desert on my camel*

stupidio would only be trailing mi dust
Re: Last Minute Love by Sophizzy(f): 2:00am On Nov 07, 2011
He he he
Re: Last Minute Love by StudioCFR(m): 2:15am On Nov 07, 2011
Hehehehe  mumu ajibel


Funkymalluu
where is my sallah meat?

Abi u too stingy like yo Half Albino son Ajibole grin

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