The Secrets Of Understanding Men



WHENEVER A GUY SAYS:-

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "Ol boy, That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the PS3 over the pounding Mortar."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'The New Masquarade', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "Mehnn, The girl selling them on the corner na real HOT babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "I believe no one will ever see us alive again."

Im lost in this thread

Loving this.

Thank you rare gem. Because you appreciate me i have now decided to follow your nyash on twitter. Can you now please turn around and follow my 'GENERAL' back? Its a '5 star' ranking bad guy.

Shior! Na by force? I nor want.

Keep your fantasies to ya self. Mtcheew

ARareGem:

Shior! Na by force? I nor want.

Keep your fantasies to ya self. Mtcheew

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CHEI ! HEARTBREAK , OBIM OOOHHHH

lol

@ ARAREGEM: TAKE ,

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Yaaaaawn!

tammyswits:

Yaaaaawn!

YOU NOR GET FOAM FOR HOUSE? ABI YOU DEY 'FLY' FOR NIGHT? , BE LIKE SAY YOU DEY DO ARSHA.WO WORK NA HIM YOU NOR SLEEP FOR NIGHT ,

OR THIS PICTURE EXPLAINS YOUR ACTIVITY THIS PAST NIGHT ABI?

PELE OH!

I just woke up, dyu want me to go bak to bed again dis morning huh?? Ur making me yawn seriously. Dis not meant for jokes section. On a serious note, people'll av loved it if u postd it in romance section.

^^^ ITS MY LATEST INNOVATION , JOKE MIXED WITH ROMANCE ,

Ewwwww! I don't want your heart! _{I want your account number.}   I fink you're taking things too literally.

ARareGem:

Ewwwww! I don't want your heart! _{I want your account number.}   I fink you're taking things too literally.

I NOR GET ACCOUNT, NA FOR MY BACKYARD I DEY BURY ALL MY CASH, I FIT GIVE YOU BETTER SHOVEL AND HOE.


IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME THEN ORDER ONE OF THESE BELOW , I HAVE THEM FULLY STOCKED

Lol.

lilkech:

The Secrets Of Understanding Men



WHENEVER A GUY SAYS:-

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "Ol boy, That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the PS3 over the pounding Mortar."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'The New Masquarade', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "Mehnn, The girl selling them on the corner na real HOT babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "I believe no one will ever see us alive again."

i'm sure this is ur signature move @OP

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BoOOosHBoy:

i'm sure this is your signature move @OP

i dey tell you, e be like my '3 bar super' for street fighter alpha 3, But d babe nor wan negotiate, I just tire

rakel05:

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Yeee! See big SNAKE ehhh! On my thread ?

*reaches for his cutlass*

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