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Applied Mathematics by lilkech(m): 6:42pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY [/b]Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. [b]APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
this is no joke |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Ajibel(m): 7:43pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
*Looking for the exit door* ebony come with me |
Re: Applied Mathematics by lilkech(m): 9:46pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
PretiEbony:. all play and no work 'MAKES JILL AN ARSHA.WO', so i wanted to lecture de olodos in this section a bit on the realities of life. U get? Ajibel:. TO WHERE? OBLIVION OR BABYLON? |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Ajibel(m): 9:47pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
To LONDON |
Re: Applied Mathematics by lilkech(m): 10:22pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
^^^ nah dat your grand papa canoe una wan enter go there? small small oh . try save small nah, even if na to enter ghana - must - go make your church pay cargo for una two go that side |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Ajibel(m): 4:20am On Nov 10, 2011 |
^^ u dis guinea pig sef -_- |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Agybabe(f): 6:00am On Nov 10, 2011 |
You tried a million. I never gave it a thought on how versatile the word phuck can be. Example- Hey Mr. Phuck. What the phuck is going on here? Lol. |
Re: Applied Mathematics by lilkech(m): 6:22am On Nov 10, 2011 |
Agybabe: SHHHH , GROWN UPS ARE ARGUING !!! YOU CANT? DONT WORRY, SEE PICTURE BELOW FOR AN EXAMPLE
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Re: Applied Mathematics by lilkech(m): 9:33pm On May 28, 2012 |
B U M P |
Re: Applied Mathematics by jamace(m): 7:32pm On May 30, 2012 |
Hmnn. |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Nobody: 7:37pm On May 30, 2012 |
nice zoke |
Re: Applied Mathematics by lilkech(m): 4:33pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
Bump |
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