ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

MEMORY
[/b]Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

[b]APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

this is no joke

*Looking for the exit door* ebony come with me

PretiEbony:

this is no joke

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all play and no work 'MAKES JILL AN ARSHA.WO', so i wanted to lecture de olodos in this section a bit on the realities of life. U get?

Ajibel:

*Looking for the exit door* ebony come with me

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TO WHERE? OBLIVION OR BABYLON?

To LONDON

^^^ nah dat your grand papa canoe una wan enter go there? small small oh . try save small nah, even if na to enter ghana - must - go make your church pay cargo for una two go that side

^^ u dis guinea pig sef -_-

You tried a million. I never gave it a thought on how versatile the word phuck can be. Example- Hey Mr. Phuck. What the phuck is going on here? Lol.

Agybabe:

You tried a million. I never gave it a thought on how versatile the word phuck can be. Example- Hey Mr. Phuck. What the phuck is going on here? Lol.

SHHHH , GROWN UPS ARE ARGUING !!! YOU CANT? DONT WORRY, SEE PICTURE BELOW FOR AN EXAMPLE

B U M P

Hmnn.

nice zoke

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