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Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:25pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:25pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
A person who surrenders when he�s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he�s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND! |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:26pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
A boy goes to sees a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did you sees anything there that You were not supposed to see? Boy: yea, I saw dad there! |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:26pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Out of four people one is Chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not Chinese, then it must be YOU. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:26pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in And Those inside are desperate to come out, |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:26pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
MBBS Final Exam Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:27pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:28pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours? HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access. SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expect |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:28pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and the old man have 4gotten everything. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:29pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Man:what is million years to u? God:only a second. Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u? God:only a Coin. Man:ok give me a Coin. God:wait a second, |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:29pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TABLE TENISS ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:29pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
GIRL to BOY: I am radio My left boob is tuner n right boob is volume control. Boy turns both boobs but there is No sound! Girl: Fool, U are not plugged in, ! |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:30pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by ARareGem(f): 4:56pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Not bad. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 4:59pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Thanks ARareGem. More coming tommorrow. Make sure you bookmark |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by BoOOosHBoy: 6:37pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Nice thread |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 7:35pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
BoOOosHBoy:Thanks man |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by r231(m): 7:36pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Cool |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by Agybabe(f): 11:21pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
nice one but ignore any critics that will surely come up soon by ******. I don't need to mention names. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by oderemo(m): 6:03am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Ignore all hatersz. Your copy and paste joke are gud. True, felly gudy indeeed. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by Ajibel(m): 8:17am On Nov 11, 2011 |
@Agy, ignore critics coming from ajibel abi? my rating: 2.5 stars out of 5 |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:17am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Ready for today package! well here we go A woman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!" |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:18am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES?? ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & offcourse fucKING |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:21am On Nov 11, 2011 |
girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur pocket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by Judek2(m): 11:23am On Nov 11, 2011 |
I need new jokes, I'm tired of old rugged jokes. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:23am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it means A=C Teacher asks student to give an example of it Student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter, it means i luv ur daughter |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:26am On Nov 11, 2011 |
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land STUDENT :Simple 'Frog' TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister" |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:28am On Nov 11, 2011 |
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked, This time he prayed God please close your eyes. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 11:29am On Nov 11, 2011 |
A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a syringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stopped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just whispered and say i have put on a condom |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 12:19pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Mother to her tennage daughter: I think it's time that we should talk abt sex, Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know? |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY? Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk. |
Re: Laff Laff And Laff Some More by stepo707: 2:13pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get promoted. 1 Like |
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