An old lady dies and goes to
heaven. She's chatting it up with
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when
all of a sudden she hears the
most awful blood-curdling
screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St.
Peter, "it's only someone having
the holes put into her shoulder
blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little
uncomfortable but carries on
with the conversation. Ten
minutes later, there are more
blood curdling screams Oh my
God, "says the old lady, "now
what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter,
"She's just having her head
drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady,
"I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there, "says St.
Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady,
"but I've already got the holes for
that !"

*winks*

Runs out of thread

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Well well, tht is nice yoke mehn.

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Seriously I don't understand this joke. Can someone please explain to me?

Agy, just re-read the joke again, slowly. You got it now?

Funny.

Now I get it. Never took time to read it. Funny.

This goes to show that women are better equiped for hell than men

this is funny

funny