An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.

Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.'

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'

'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'

'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.'

'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.'

'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'

[color=#990000][/color]OOMGAWD

u no go kill me oh

Abi?

ehen? na talk d woman talk

so where d joke na?

Eldav! Talk true,d joke funny oh!

Make una no crack the kind joke wey go make God hammer una o



I don talk my own

I don comot.

still funny, HOLES

funny! 8/10

^ U go fear Waec result naa

hmmm!!!stud na tru u tlk oooh


this kian joke na waooooh, El na only u this teacher d mark?

Its all lies!

Wetin be lie?

she say all,

make i stop b4 they call me mouthpiece

Mouthpiece ni?

Se na Ogaga tell u that story?

Oganga no get better stories like that One naa

Na just tales by moonlight em sabi

Why hell no go sweet pass heaven when ur name is "EL"

lol.

Vincent abi na wetin

No be ur fault say u no dey undastnd Spanish na too much of making Naija ur home cause am n hardship!

So na everybody wey dey naija dey face hardship?


Wetin force' u out of naija to europe before them deport u if no hardship?

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

LOL.
@ poster. No kill me ABEG.
Hell (grave), here l come

el u don kolo finish. nice 1 man

Studio CFR:

So na everybody wey dey naija dey face hardship?


Wetin force' u out of naija to europe before them deport u if no hardship?

Studio i go face you oooooooo

El Guapo:

Vincent abi na wetin

No be your fault say u no dey undastnd Spanish na too much of making Naija your home cause am n hardship!

That's a terrible thing to say.

Studio CFR:

Make una no crack the kind joke wey go make God hammer una o



I don talk my own

I don comot.

I second dat.

tanimz:

That's a terrible thing to say.

Hun not as you took it
I putted that On a more humor Sense of Perspection

You fit put your English in a more clearer sense of perspection?

Lol

You don dey miss class again abi?

I should be asking you that.

Whatz there that u dont undastnd hun?

Do you smoke marijuana?