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Dirty Jokes by edogu(m): 12:05pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Dirty-Jokes/Poor-guy.html |
Re: Dirty Jokes by kellynoah: 12:10pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
old stock, copy and paste something new, am giving u 5mins. to do dat. |
Re: Dirty Jokes by Nobody: 1:05pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Old |
Re: Dirty Jokes by Ajibel(m): 8:40am On Nov 15, 2011 |
old and dry, unfunny and unnice |
Re: Dirty Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 8:44am On Nov 15, 2011 |
u guys should stop remixing my jokes habba! |
Re: Dirty Jokes by Nobody: 3:59pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
@poster. Ur joke's still funny, neva mind 'em |
Re: Dirty Jokes by kodylicky(f): 4:17pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
old old ooooooolllllllllllllddddddddddd |
Re: Dirty Jokes by sats: 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
thats a good one lolol |
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