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At Last I Cheated by TonyRazor(m): 7:29am On Apr 03 |
AT LAST I CHEATED I cheated today and I regretted it. I had thought I would be faithful to my vow religiously,but human nature had an upper hand and I fumbled. I pray for His grace. A sad experience it was and I pray it won't happen again. Never again! Forgiveness is necessary when fidelity is breached. Too bad. Very sad. I beg for forgiveness. Let me tell the full story of what happened. I was so happy today( Tuesday) at about 3.30pm in an eatery for no reason. And I CHEATED. What really happened? It was a case of LONG THROAT. Just LONG THROAT! Nawaoooo. I just sat on a seat in the eatery, staring at void; thinking how to start because I had a vow not to cheat; not for religious reasons,but for health. So, I decided to be faithful to my vow. After staring at the void for a long time, I summoned courage and called the bar man, Oga Sunny, to make a choice for me. He laughed and left. After about five minutes, he came back and said: "take Gulder". I said," bring it". He brought it and I paid N700. That was at Gelly's inn, Aroma. The Gulder was of a very bad taste like Neem (Dogoyaro) concoction. If you have forgotten, I had a vow about four years ago(2020), after a grave sickness, to be drinking 6 bottles of beer in a year, that is one bottle any other month. I took the first bottle for the year 2024 on February 13. The next one would have been on April 13,2024, but human nature failed me and I cheated by taking the beer on 2nd April. I pray it won't happen again. The next bottle will be in June, likely on June 13. I won't cheat again. Never again.πππ |
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