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Once Bitten Twice Shy by Ashola96: 7:02pm On Nov 18, 2011
Hahaahah, One man was making luv to a
village girl. At d heat of d action
she looked at d man & asked;
Are u wearing a condom?
D man replied No,Why do u ask?
She said I hope u don't av HIV o.
D man said no.
She then said innocently, one man
gave it to me some time ago. I
don't want to catch it again. U
know once bitten twice shy.
D man fainted:»
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Dgunnerz(m): 7:50pm On Nov 18, 2011
9ice!
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Ajibel(m): 8:46pm On Nov 18, 2011
Once bitten twice dry grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Dgunnerz(m): 7:41am On Nov 19, 2011
You neva repent to dey criticise?
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 8:06am On Nov 19, 2011
Ajibel is our criticist, The joke is good
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Ajibel(m): 8:27am On Nov 19, 2011
Dgunnerz:

You neva repent to dey criticise?

That is my duty angry angry angry check mi signature, prick grin grin grin

BCuZiMBlaCk:

Ajibel is our criticist,  The joke is BAD

yeah, you see, not only me share the same opinion
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Dgunnerz(m): 9:51am On Nov 19, 2011
[size=30pt]Get a life AJI or Ki$$ my A$$[/size]
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Ajibel(m): 9:57am On Nov 19, 2011
Dgunnerz:

[size=30pt]Get a life AJI or Ki$$ my A$$[/size]

please mind yo business, cuz im minding mi own business as a joke critic cool

if you keep on hating, i'd toss you onto the mods grin

and yo a$$, so smelly. Even the pigs and the madwomen of nl jokes section admits it sucks and disgusts
cry cry
*wants to vommit*
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Dgunnerz(m): 10:11am On Nov 19, 2011
Ajibel:

please mind yo business, cuz im minding mi own business as a joke critic cool

if you keep on hating, i'd toss you onto the mods grin

and yo a$$, so smelly. Even the pigs and the madwomen of nl jokes section admits it sucks and disgusts
cry cry
*wants to vommit*

who appointed you as a Joke Critric or wetin u call am?
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Ajibel(m): 11:29am On Nov 19, 2011
Dgunnerz:

who appointed you as a Joke Critric or wetin u call am?

Seun undecided undecided did so that i can spice up this dying section
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Dgunnerz(m): 8:33pm On Nov 19, 2011
Ajibel:

Seun undecided undecided did so that i can spice up this dying section

Ok Sir.
But try to be sincere and encourage the posters on this section.
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Ajibel(m): 9:17pm On Nov 19, 2011
Dgunnerz:

Ok Sir.
But try to be sincere and encourage the posters on this section.

im doing just that but they never appreciate my criticisms and ratings sad sad sad instead they attack back like RVP cool
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Dgunnerz(m): 10:57pm On Nov 19, 2011
Ajibel:

im doing just that but they never appreciate my criticisms and ratings sad sad sad instead they attack back like RVP cool

i think they will start soon
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Ajibel(m): 11:00pm On Nov 19, 2011
Dgunnerz:

i think they will start soon

yes, starting with you
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Dgunnerz(m): 7:59pm On Nov 20, 2011
Ajibel:

yes, starting with you
alrighty
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by SIlknSteel(f): 2:07pm On Nov 21, 2011
Lolz
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by bunmioguns(m): 3:38am On Nov 22, 2011
Ashola96:

Hahaahah,  One man was making luv to a
village girl. At d heat of d action
she looked at d man & asked;
Are u wearing a condom?
D man replied No,Why do u ask?
She said I hope u don't av HIV o.
D man said no.
She then said innocently, one man
gave it to me some time ago. I
don't want to catch it again. U
know once bitten twice shy.
D man fainted:»

grin grin
Re: Once Bitten Twice Shy by Jeovy(m): 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2011
Very funny  grin grin grin

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