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New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 3:05pm On Sep 22, 2007
President Yar adua visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at your language algebra, "
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by djimkat: 8:42pm On Sep 30, 2007
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 11:46pm On Sep 11, 2008
see face
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by Cayon(f): 11:57pm On Sep 11, 2008
this joke has no substance undecided undecided
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by MrInfo1(m): 12:39am On Sep 12, 2008
as in undecided
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by Ebonyj(f): 1:01pm On Sep 12, 2008
1 out of 5 for this.
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by showbobo(m): 1:30pm On Sep 12, 2008
Ebonyj:

1 out of 5 for this.
This is pure cheating.You're being biased.How can you award 1 out of 5 to this lame joke,ehn?i was expecting less than that cheesy cheesy
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by dani1luv: 1:36pm On Sep 12, 2008
SAM MILLA:

New Math Jokes By Sam Milla

What does language got to do with maths angry

no beg. no end
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 1:47pm On Sep 12, 2008
some people dont deserve to be on this section.
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by dani1luv: 1:51pm On Sep 12, 2008
@ sam
e.g. : -
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by lysaa(f): 1:54pm On Sep 12, 2008
lmao. i smell conspiracy in the house. . u want to dethrone the king?

i get the gist jare. . good one boi wink
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by Moyola(f): 1:57pm On Sep 12, 2008
SAM MILLA:

some people don't deserve to be on this section.

no mind d£m jare!!!

their sense of humour is waning tongue



@ joke

9cce!!
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 1:58pm On Sep 12, 2008
dani1luv:

@ sam
e.g. : -

you.
since u cant connect to the above joke
.
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by dani1luv: 2:06pm On Sep 12, 2008
phew!!!

i tot you where refering to me (dani) so you where refering to you not dani.

alrite alrite alrite

explain da joke 4 moi
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by tammyswits(f): 2:13pm On Sep 12, 2008
Algeria, Algebra, surely!!! I know i have lame, actually crippled jokes bt this one takes gold, silver n brönze!!
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by clemcykul(f): 2:19pm On Sep 12, 2008
samm wats dis??

dont put me to shame, dats how it starts.
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 2:25pm On Sep 12, 2008
clem darling.

r u ok?
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by Moyola(f): 2:27pm On Sep 12, 2008
i doubt it undecided

seemz he don catch d lipsrsealed
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 2:28pm On Sep 12, 2008
for all of yu chicken heads craving for explanation
here it comes.

the president thought the
ALGERIAN LANGUAGE IS ALGEBRA
WHICH IS CONNECTED TO MATHS.
GOT IT.


DUMB PPL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by Cayon(f): 2:35pm On Sep 12, 2008
Even the worst joke for 2007 is better than this one.
heheheheheheeee

Voted worst joke for 2007

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one,
but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joe told him; 'I was walking past your bed room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by SamMilla1(m): 2:40pm On Sep 12, 2008
and you think that is a bad joke.
thats a fantastic joke according to my own rating.
it seems guys are loosing their sense of humour.
i am outta here. sad sad sad sad sad
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by chioya(f): 2:41pm On Sep 12, 2008
repeating is not allowed
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by dani1luv: 3:05pm On Sep 12, 2008
SAM MILLA:

for all of yu chicken heads craving for explanation
here it comes.

the president thought the
ALGERIAN LANGUAGE IS ALGEBRA
WHICH IS CONNECTED TO MATHS.
GOT IT.


DUMB PPL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

good boy.
you just talkin, (9cce 1 sha undecided )
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by djcrooky(m): 3:50pm On Sep 12, 2008
@sam
really i did not expect such from, i used to look up to seing ur joke, well u went reakly bad on dis one better luck next time.

no offence but the joke was lame

it does not mean u are no longer the best
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by MrInfo1(m): 6:14pm On Sep 12, 2008
djcrooky:

[size=28pt] no offence but the joke was lame
[/size]

undecided
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by ogorluv(m): 6:31pm On Sep 12, 2008
Sam, u fkd up, no shame in that, so take ur medicine tho its a bitter pill.
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Sep 12, 2008
lemme spice up the joke.

a 5 year old was praying to God about his maths assignment and he said


"God, i know u invented maths for Noah to count the animals before the flood, that was over 5000 years ago. do u still need it? cuz i know i dont?"

if its still dry, then change threads.  angry  angry  angry
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by showbobo(m): 8:57pm On Sep 12, 2008
mykali:

let me spice up the joke.

a 5 year old was praying to God about his maths assignment and he said


"God, i know u invented maths for Noah to count the animals before the flood, that was over 5000 years ago. do u still need it? because i know i don't?"

if its still dry, then change threads. angry angry angry

You're making things worse embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by tufe(m): 9:13pm On Sep 12, 2008
SAM, i no get the joke oh
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by showbobo(m): 9:50pm On Sep 12, 2008
tufe:

SAM, i no get the joke oh
U no fit with your 1MB memory size.U better go upgrade cheesy grin grin
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by tufe(m): 9:59pm On Sep 12, 2008
ok sir
Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by dreday(m): 10:14pm On Sep 12, 2008
showbobo:

You no fit with your 1MB memory size.You better go upgrade cheesy grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin

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