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Big Deal by StudioCFR(m): 10:38am On Nov 26, 2011
At dinner, Daniel was ordered by his dad to lead in prayers. He replied and said, "But Dad, I dont know what to pray about? "His dad said, "ok! Just pray for the family members. "he then started, "Dear Lord, thank you for giving me such a lovely parents, thanks for our visitors and their children who finished my cookies and Ice Cream. "Bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbours son, who removed my sister's clothe and wrestled with her on the bed. "this coming Xmas, pls, send clothes to all those poor nakked ladies on Jokes Section and on my daddy's blackberry. Please, provide shelter for the homeless men who use moms room when dad is at work. Amen."
Immediately , the room was in complete silence. There was no response. angry
Re: Big Deal by Nobody: 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2011
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Re: Big Deal by Nobody: 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2011
I BIN WAN LAFF FOR STARTING BUT AS D GUY REACH END NA EM MAN CODE, grin grin grin grin


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Re: Big Deal by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 12:04am On Nov 27, 2011
Once again,

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