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Wonders Of Maths --check It Out-- by fdigital(m): 10:12am On Nov 28, 2011 |
WONDERS OF MatHS 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88 98 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321 Now, take a look at this, If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z (Is represented as, ) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. If: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96% But: A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% Then: L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top, ! It's up 1 Like |
Re: Wonders Of Maths --check It Out-- by Nobody: 4:22pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
actually that was the original joke was: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they’re giving more than 100%? We’ve all been to one of those meetings where someone wants you to give MORE than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you to answer the questions posed above. If ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And look how far ass-kissing will take you A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So we can conclude – with mathematical certainty – that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLSHIT and ASS-KISSING that will put you over the top… |
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