WONDERS OF
MatHS
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 =
987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 =
1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 =
12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 =
1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 =
123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 =
12345678987654321
Now, take a look at this,
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(Is represented as, )
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 =
98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5
= 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 =
100%
Then:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4
= 101%
Therefore, one can conclude
with
mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you
there, It's the Love of God
that will put you over the
top, !
It's up

actually that was the original joke was:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they’re giving more than 100%? We’ve all been to one of those meetings where someone wants you to give MORE than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you to answer the questions posed above.

If ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ass-kissing will take you A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So we can conclude – with mathematical certainty – that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close and ATTITUDE will get you there, it’s the BULLSHIT and ASS-KISSING that will put you over the top…