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Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 5:36pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
A guy by name MR SOMEBODY boarded a bus from Onitsa to Lagos. As the bus was going, someone released a thunderbolt mess in the bus! The bus conductor(ode remo) sensing it screamed, '' hunh!, somebody mess for hia!" Mr SOMEBODY sitting close to the bus conductor, took offence and gave the bus conductor a hot slap. One passenger didnt understand and asked;" but why do you slap him because he said somebody mess?'' Mr SOMEBODY stretched out his big hand and landed it on the passenger,s left cheek. The driver was following proceedings and inquired from behind the steering; ''man, na because of say somebody mess u dey slap slap people?" Mr SOMEBODY gave the driver a hotter slap.it was sooooo hot, the driver lost control and crashed into a pit. They all died and went to hell! |
Re: Mr Somebody by Ajibel(m): 3:08am On Dec 02, 2011 |
Why is the topic laffing and the joke dry? |
Re: Mr Somebody by bunmioguns(m): 3:33am On Dec 02, 2011 |
Ajibel: |
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 4:14pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Ajibel: becos u r an eeeeediot! |
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
na wa ooo, big empty headed bin gbabs |
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 4:37pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
DONkollione: BUSH PIG! |
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 4:50pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
blast from d past |
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 5:20pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
lol, DON, U get incredible memory! |
Re: Mr Somebody by oderemo(m): 6:48pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
Your faaaaaaaaada. Na so u and your ppl go gently enter hell. Fire burn you puzzyhole. |
Re: Mr Somebody by Emmyk(m): 10:21pm On Dec 16, 2011 |
*Aside* I wonder when Gbagbo's Jokes will make me laf. |
Re: Mr Somebody by bunmioguns(m): 5:19am On Dec 17, 2011 |
@dustbin, dis yoke don die tey tey, why u go resurrect am again nw |
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 8:08am On Dec 17, 2011 |
*yawns* next |
Re: Mr Somebody by jokingmary(m): 8:58am On Dec 17, 2011 |
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 10:32am On Dec 17, 2011 |
ode remo: SMH , I come here to joke, but end up degradated, humiliated and verbally abused!!! why? SMH |
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 5:28am On Dec 18, 2011 |
because you C&Ped a joke, a boring one |
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 7:00am On Dec 18, 2011 |
webdezzi: vulture!!! |
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 2:16pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
squirrel, i will eat u |
Re: Mr Somebody by zealot4me(f): 2:45pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
GRADE: F10 REMARK: U WILL HAVE TO BE DEMOTED ASAP |
Re: Mr Somebody by dani1luv: 7:53am On Dec 20, 2011 |
JOKE GRADE: E8 Try Harder |
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 2:05pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
dani1luv: SMH |
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