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Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 5:36pm On Nov 28, 2011
A guy by name  MR SOMEBODY boarded a bus from Onitsa to Lagos.
  As the bus was going, someone released a thunderbolt mess in the bus!
  The  bus conductor(ode remo) sensing it screamed, '' hunh!,  somebody mess for hia!"
     Mr SOMEBODY sitting close to the bus conductor, took offence and gave  the bus conductor a hot slap.
    One passenger didnt understand and asked;"  but why do you slap him because he said somebody mess?''  Mr SOMEBODY stretched out his big hand and landed it on the passenger,s left cheek.
  The driver was following proceedings and inquired from behind the steering; ''man, na because of say somebody mess u dey slap slap people?"
Mr SOMEBODY gave the driver a hotter slap.it was sooooo hot, the driver lost control and crashed into a pit.
  They all died and went to hell! angry angry angry
Re: Mr Somebody by Ajibel(m): 3:08am On Dec 02, 2011
Why is the topic laffing and the joke dry?
Re: Mr Somebody by bunmioguns(m): 3:33am On Dec 02, 2011
Ajibel:

Why is the topic laffing and the joke dry?

grin grin
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 4:14pm On Dec 02, 2011
Ajibel:

Why is the topic laffing and the joke dry?

becos u r an eeeeediot! angry grin
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 02, 2011
na wa ooo,

big empty headed bin gbabs angry angry angry angry angry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 4:37pm On Dec 02, 2011
DONkollione:

na wa ooo,

big empty headed bin gbabs angry angry angry angry angry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin













BUSH PIG! angry angry
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 4:50pm On Dec 16, 2011
blast from d past grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 5:20pm On Dec 16, 2011
lol, DON, U get incredible memory!
Re: Mr Somebody by oderemo(m): 6:48pm On Dec 16, 2011
Your faaaaaaaaada.
Na so u and your ppl go gently enter hell.
Fire burn you puzzyhole.
Re: Mr Somebody by Emmyk(m): 10:21pm On Dec 16, 2011
*Aside* I wonder when Gbagbo's Jokes will make me laf.
Re: Mr Somebody by bunmioguns(m): 5:19am On Dec 17, 2011
@dustbin, dis yoke don die tey tey, why u go resurrect am again nw
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 8:08am On Dec 17, 2011
*yawns*

next
Re: Mr Somebody by jokingmary(m): 8:58am On Dec 17, 2011
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 10:32am On Dec 17, 2011
ode remo:

Your faaaaaaaaada.
Na so u and your ppl go gently enter hell.
Fire burn you puzzyhole.


SMH sad sad, I come here to joke, but end up degradated, humiliated and verbally abused!!! why? SMH cry cry
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 5:28am On Dec 18, 2011
because you C&Ped a joke, a boring one
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 7:00am On Dec 18, 2011
webdezzi:

because you C&Ped a joke, a boring one












vulture!!! angry
Re: Mr Somebody by Nobody: 2:16pm On Dec 18, 2011
squirrel, i will eat u
Re: Mr Somebody by zealot4me(f): 2:45pm On Dec 18, 2011
GRADE: F10

REMARK: U WILL HAVE TO BE DEMOTED ASAP tongue
Re: Mr Somebody by dani1luv: 7:53am On Dec 20, 2011
JOKE GRADE: E8
Try Harder tongue tongue tongue
Re: Mr Somebody by bingbagbo(m): 2:05pm On Dec 21, 2011
dani1luv:

JOKE GRADE: E8
Try Harder tongue tongue tongue









SMH

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