ol boy i culdnt make to the zoo ,that monkey old no be small, ehn that reminds me.sheey u don toast that chick 4 me?

nna e be like say you go forget that chic. as i jam her, no be something you go toast for another person.

No vex oh, make u forget the girl. Make i give u d one wey dey make fone call for ghetto?

ol boy.i still like my pocket o.i heard that ghetto girl is going out with her landlord. _{and the landlord is a panel beater}

e, hen, wel make we 4get dat babe jare!but dat yr cousin nko?arrange her 4 me nowwwwwwwwww!as friend now u kno!

which one be this " noooooooooooooooooooow" wey u emphasize.Are u that desperate?that my cousin short o.can u manage?

i hope you know that all women are the same height lying down.

Na lie i talk?

I dont belive dat, how?

why would u ask me how? was there any diff between that gateman daughter weyu been love and the fone call girl for junction?

Guy, I be gal and no be lesbian, so I no know d difference I beg explain

ok, the process of making babies require that you lie down on the bed, whether you are fat or slim. Didnt ur bobo tell you that?

I know dat u may lie down (other positions are there) but that doesnt mean all chicks are the same height on bed

its because ur feminine, thats why its hard to understand. Make we forget that side.

How are ur parents? Its bin long i saw them

guy u no go kool down! na so u go dey talk wetin u no suppose talk,
must you come in public to say how may alata girls you've impregnated?
and am not going to talk about my housegirl you shared your ration to. the set of twins are still kicking to know their real father.

atutupoyo, no mind that guy abeg,
all women the same height for where?/
5ft lying down and 6ft lying down will never make the same height even wen the p***y aligns @ the same angle.

hello, helloo,
eh eh network been bad. na wetin u been dey talk again?

How u go hear? My parents are fine they send their love, how are yours?

THEY travelled to America 2 weeks ago. u know say my sis don born pickin, so dem go do OMUGWO. hold on make i check something for fire,

Hope d food isnt burnt? Congrats u are now an uncle when is urs comin?

that depends on when you want to accept me. If ur ready, i can start. Let me sharpen my *** for grinding stone and wait 4 u

abeg get some food ready for me

everytime you like to beg for food. Dont you know how to cook? your husbang go hear nwee!

cooking and moi don't mix together jare, anyway just order me some Chinese food, will be at your place in 2hrs.

your ex boyfriend told me you like fast food joints too much, and you never cook or like eating home made foods. are all these the wahala i'm going to experience with you?

where did u see my ex? liar

I saw the guy at one fast food joint in .Guess who I saw him with?

Madonna?

if na madonna e for better? i saw him with etteh.

haa!!!hollandis,wetin sef ,na so u hate my boyfrien reach?well i thank god say na ex- sha!so any tin wey him lik make him do,make him even go out with obj second wife na him sabi!

But na bad thing??at least he will have a chance to taste a nice CAKE before following her to prison.
Anyway make we bone that side,how was ur night hun??

do i sound like a girl in your ears?can't you hear me,,hello hello, _{that must have been network problem}.Is anyone there?_{this glo people sef}

No mind GLO man,dey just fixed me 2 a call that was answered by 1 seductive soundin honey
Anyway what were we sayin sef?

hehehe @ seductive soundin honey, na so u dey call grandma wey dey pick up ya calls? nywyz as i dey yarn, b4 glo remove una, se u don ready 4 d independence jamz, i hear say na vips go attend o! dem no send u invitatn? chei u mean say u no dey d class wey den dey invite? abi dem vip na very illiterate people?

They fit, I don get my IV tete U ko? U don get ur own or U no dey come?