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Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by Relax101(m): 12:57am On Dec 02, 2011
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by Ajibel(m): 1:48am On Dec 02, 2011
Me too goes back to sleep after reading the dry piece

*half awake,half yawning*
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by bunmioguns(m): 2:16am On Dec 02, 2011
Ajibel:

Me too goes back to sleep after reading the dry piece

*half awake,half yawning*

When are you gonna start appreciating good jokes. *hiss louder*,

@op, kip it up
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by Ajibel(m): 2:29am On Dec 02, 2011
Chei wetin snake dey do for nl

*wey my cutlass*
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by bunmioguns(m): 2:43am On Dec 02, 2011
Ajibel:

Chei wetin snake dey do for nl

*wey my cutlass*

So na only snake dey hiss, Olodo,

*collecting the cutlass from him and cuting his body @ N5 each*
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by Ajibel(m): 3:14am On Dec 02, 2011
*Hisses and mocks him*

my body is un-cuttable
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by thetelz(m): 10:18am On Dec 05, 2011
Make we use ajibel do christmas dog o tongue
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by mikuz(m): 1:20pm On Dec 05, 2011
^ seconded.
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by Johnchike(m): 5:59pm On Aug 04, 2013
Here's the explanation: The nigerian man too does not know the answer....but he is smart....at least he has $490left. Clever!
Re: Correct Naija Lawyer Brain! by Gudintent: 9:30pm On Aug 04, 2013
^^ smartass in d hause tongue

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