It was Friday, and four nuns went to the
priest at the local Catholic church to ask for
the weekend off. They argued back and
forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest
agreed to let them leave the convent for the
weekend. "However," he said, "as soon as
you get back Monday morning I want you to
confess to me what you did over the
weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off.
Monday comes, and the four nuns return.
The first nun goes to the priest and says,
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned." The
priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?" She
replies, "I watched an R-rated movie." The
priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds,
then replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink
the holy water." The first nun leaves, and the
fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under
her breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest
and says, "Forgive me Father for I have
sinned." The priest replies, "OK, what
happened?" She says, "I was driving my
brother's car down the street in front of his
house, and I hit a neighbors dog and killed
it." The priest looks up to heaven for half a
minute, then says, "You are forgiven. Go and
drink the holy water." The second nun goes
out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing
quite audibly.
Then the third nun walks to the priest and
says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
The priest asks, "Out with it. What did you
do?" She says, "Last night, I ran naked up
and down Main Street." The priest looks up
at heaven for a full five minutes before
responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink
the holy water." She leaves.
The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so
hard tears run down her cheeks. The priest
asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so
darn funny?" The fourth nun replies, "I PEED
IN THE HOLY WATER."

Lol. Wicked nun!

, U TRY, WELL DONE, KEEP IT UP

ARareGem:

Lol. Wicked nun!

Really wicked,

MOGUL.O:

, U TRY, WELL DONE, KEEP IT UP

Thanks jare, i just came across it on a site, and decide to post it

bunmi i like the joke too o!

mikuz:

bunmi i like the joke too o!

Thanks ooo,

na wa o!
Just thanks?

^^^ wetin u want- piss water

^ who is this one?
Na wa o!
Nothing person no go see!

^^i'm d class prefect

@photosynthesis
keep confusing yaself.

mikuz:

na wa o!
Just thanks?

Make e hug you





Muntula!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mungo park
wetin come concern?
Na jealousy go kill you so o!
Na so una go dey jump from thread to thread dey find trouble anyhow!
Nonsense!!

snthesis:

^^^ wetin u want- piss water

, I think so

MOGUL.O:

Make e hug you




Muntula!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tukiawa, laelae, Olorun Maje

mikuz:

na wa o!
Just thanks?

Wetin you want make I give you now, am not gayy ooo

mikuz:

@mungo park
wetin come concern?
Na jealousy go kill you so o!
Na so una go dey jump from thread to thread dey find trouble anyhow!
Nonsense!!

MILKUS

YOUR PAPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lwkm, d pee go dey nutricious oh

Hahahaha! I like dis joke.

booqee:

Hahahaha! I like dis joke.

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing such an awesome post. I really enjoyed a lot. Its really a good post. Keep up your work done.

^Guy u be robot?

^ lwtmb
he he he he
dani you better tell seun,that guy na spam joke bot o!

loooool, this is one is funny o, yeeeee, (beatng head like papa ajasco)Ojigbijigbijigbi

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haaaa!! am jst speechless, thank you all for appreciating d joke