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Knockout! by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Dec 07, 2011
Sexs-talk Between Mum and Daughter

Girl: everytime i sees our neighbours son, my bra tightens undecided

Mom: next time don't wear bra and his pant will tighten
cheesy
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 11:04am On Dec 07, 2011
im moving this topic to romance/sexuality section right away!!
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 11:14am On Dec 07, 2011
Jackpot where's d joke??
If dis d kinda joke u gon be postin dis award season, den don't dream of gerin d award. tongue
I coulda voted for u buh u don use dis joke yoke to f'u.c.k up undecided
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 11:17am On Dec 07, 2011
^ So who will you vote for in his stead?
Me?
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 11:33am On Dec 07, 2011
Oh dear mikuz i could've voted for u buh you're not a regular poster!
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 11:36am On Dec 07, 2011
booqee my sugar,
you just broke my heart into pieces.

*sobs*
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 11:59am On Dec 07, 2011
^^ You'll need a Super Glue Boss grin grin
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2011
el you dont get it, do you?
The extent of damage is beyond that one o!
Btw,you dont even know what this chick did to me?
Am finished!

*continues sobbing*
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 12:18pm On Dec 07, 2011
Bet u wouldn't Decline my Handkerchief Offer then? grin grin grin
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:25pm On Dec 07, 2011
is the hanker designers?
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Dec 07, 2011
Hehe. . .Its my Sista's Gucci G-String grin grin grin
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:36pm On Dec 07, 2011
el,
haba!
So you use it as hankerchief?
Wonders shall never end!
Wetin i no go see this friday afternoon?
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 12:41pm On Dec 07, 2011
Could Only get such reception frm a Carin' Friend grin grin grin
Re: Knockout! by zealot4me(f): 1:29pm On Dec 07, 2011
El Guapo:

Hehe. . .Its my Sista's Gucci G-String grin grin grin



shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 1:39pm On Dec 07, 2011
^^ Not to worry Sis, it aint Urs -- Its IdowuOgbo's grin grin grin
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2011
^
he he he cheesy
Re: Knockout! by MrResource(m): 3:06pm On Dec 07, 2011
El Guapo:

^^ Not to worry Sis, it aint Urs -- Its IdowuOgbo's grin grin grin

grin grin
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 4:19pm On Dec 07, 2011
Guapo wats d meaning of dat?? undecided Another gurls g-string for handkerchief? angry i no lyk am oh. mtcheww. . .
*Tries to console mikuz, gives him a kiss. . . .*





*exits thread*
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 4:29pm On Dec 07, 2011
mehn booqee,
you're the sweet3st bab3 i hav3 ever come across.
I wish i could be ya saliva!
I almost gave up on true love before i met you!
What a goddess you are!
Angel of mine!!
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 6:31am On Dec 08, 2011
love in the hair~ cheesy cheesy
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 8:36am On Dec 08, 2011
you can say that again.
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 9:46am On Dec 08, 2011
^
love in the motherfurkin air cheesy cheesy
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 10:12am On Dec 08, 2011
na you sabi!
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 12:26pm On Dec 08, 2011
i go fit una. Since you're dark & she's fair, una go born Osaze Odemwingie full everywhere~ cheesy cheesy
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:51pm On Dec 08, 2011
no o!
Jack, na just two boys,one girl.
She no go born full house!
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 10:51pm On Dec 08, 2011
See me see milkose and jackpot oh. . .
Children ke?! Smh. .
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 6:58am On Dec 09, 2011
^awww, your pet-name for mikuz sounds sexcie~ wink

*flashes mikuz*
cheesy
Re: Knockout! by bright007(f): 7:45am On Dec 09, 2011
;d ;d ;d

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