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Knockout! by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Dec 07, 2011 |
Sexs-talk Between Mum and Daughter Girl: everytime i sees our neighbours son, my bra tightens Mom: next time don't wear bra and his pant will tighten |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 11:04am On Dec 07, 2011 |
im moving this topic to romance/sexuality section right away!! |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 11:14am On Dec 07, 2011 |
Jackpot where's d joke?? If dis d kinda joke u gon be postin dis award season, den don't dream of gerin d award. I coulda voted for u buh u don use dis |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 11:17am On Dec 07, 2011 |
^ So who will you vote for in his stead? Me? |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 11:33am On Dec 07, 2011 |
Oh dear mikuz i could've voted for u buh you're not a regular poster! |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 11:36am On Dec 07, 2011 |
booqee my sugar, you just broke my heart into pieces. *sobs* |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 11:59am On Dec 07, 2011 |
^^ You'll need a Super Glue Boss |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
el you dont get it, do you? The extent of damage is beyond that one o! Btw,you dont even know what this chick did to me? Am finished! *continues sobbing* |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 12:18pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
Bet u wouldn't Decline my Handkerchief Offer then? |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:25pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
is the hanker designers? |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
Hehe. . .Its my Sista's Gucci G-String |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:36pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
el, haba! So you use it as hankerchief? Wonders shall never end! Wetin i no go see this friday afternoon? |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 12:41pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
Could Only get such reception frm a Carin' Friend |
Re: Knockout! by zealot4me(f): 1:29pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
El Guapo: |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 1:39pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
^^ Not to worry Sis, it aint Urs -- Its IdowuOgbo's |
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
^ he he he |
Re: Knockout! by MrResource(m): 3:06pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
El Guapo: |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 4:19pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
Guapo wats d meaning of dat?? Another gurls g-string for handkerchief? i no lyk am oh. mtcheww. . . *Tries to console mikuz, gives him a kiss. . . .* *exits thread* |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 4:29pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
mehn booqee, you're the sweet3st bab3 i hav3 ever come across. I wish i could be ya saliva! I almost gave up on true love before i met you! What a goddess you are! Angel of mine!! |
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 6:31am On Dec 08, 2011 |
love in the |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 8:36am On Dec 08, 2011 |
you can say that again. |
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 9:46am On Dec 08, 2011 |
^ love in the motherfurkin air |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 10:12am On Dec 08, 2011 |
na you sabi! |
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 12:26pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
i go fit una. Since you're dark & she's fair, una go born Osaze Odemwingie full everywhere~ |
Re: Knockout! by mikuz(m): 12:51pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
no o! Jack, na just two boys,one girl. She no go born full house! |
Re: Knockout! by Nobody: 10:51pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
See me see milkose and jackpot oh. . . Children ke?! Smh. . |
Re: Knockout! by jackpot(f): 6:58am On Dec 09, 2011 |
^awww, your pet-name for mikuz sounds sexcie~ *flashes mikuz* |
Re: Knockout! by bright007(f): 7:45am On Dec 09, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d |
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