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| U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 4:56pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
18+ Little John cums to school daily with a black eye. Teacher: What's wrong? Johnny: Our house is very small. Me, mom, dad all sleep on the same bed. Every nite dad asks: 'Johnny, U sleeping?' I say 'No'. He slaps my face & gives me black eye. Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. Following morning Johnny cums with severe black eye again. Teacher: My goodness! Why again? Little John: Dad asked me & I kept dead still. Then dad & mom started moving. Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up and squealing loud on the bed. Then dad asked my mom "Are You coming?" Mom said "Yes I'm, Are You coming too?" Dad replied "Ya me too" They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said "Wait for me! I'm coming too."   Evenin erryone.. |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 5:00pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her and began to feel humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat, and he seemed more amused. She moved again, and thenon her fourth move, he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. When the case came beforethe court, the young man was asked whyhe acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement that read, "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins." Then she moved under a sign that read, "Sloan's Liniments remove swelling." I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement thatread, "William's Stick Did the Trick." Then I could not control myself any longer when, on the fourthmove, she sat under an advertisement that read, "Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident." The case was dismissed.....  ) |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by ayobase(m): 11:02pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Nice ones! |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by toygod2: 4:20am On Jul 23, 2012 |
First is a JOKE  second is d OPPOSITE?  |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 2:52pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
toygod2: First is a JOKEdahs my boy toy-HUMAN! I knew u were gon blab..well no thanks |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Nobody: 12:24am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Nice one |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 9:06am On Jul 25, 2012 |
ayobase: Nice ones!thanks man |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 9:07am On Jul 25, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Nice one*hugs pretiEbony and pecks her on d cheek* |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Homar(m): 11:05am On Jul 25, 2012 |
Dygeasy: *hugs pretiEbony and pecks her on d cheek*give d op a dirty slap for pecking my prettyebony |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 12:48pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Homar: give d op a dirty slap for pecking my prettyebonylet PretiEbony slap me hersef.. Man chillax |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
**ignores both of them** |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 6:47pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
PretiEbony: **ignores both of them**can u iimagine?? |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Dygeasy: can u iimagine??sweetheart, don't be angry.....okay? **hugs him back** |
| Re: U Shud Laff*** by Dygeasy(m): 9:19pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
PretiEbony: sweetheart, don't be angry.....okay?smiles* now dahs a good girl. |
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