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Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 4:26pm On Dec 08, 2011
Mustspin and McAdem raped a
princess and were
brought to the king for
punishment. The king asked them to go and fetch as many fruits as they
can. McAdem
returned with
15 oranges, the king
ordered his guards to
insert the oranges into his arse. McAdem
screamed and cried
throughout the whole process. Suddenly he
began to laugh really
loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing;
pointing ahead he said
''Look at Mustspin, he
is bringing water
melons!"
he he
Re: Best Joke Of December by cantell(m): 4:31pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:

Mustspin and McAdem violated a
princess and were
brought to the king for
punishment. The king asked them to go and fetch as many fruits as they
can. McAdem
returned with
15 oranges, the king
ordered his guardsĀ  to
insert the oranges into his arse. McAdem
screamed and cried
throughout the whole process. Suddenly he
began to laugh really
loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing;
pointing ahead he said
''Look at Mustspin, he
is bringing water
melons!"
he he
This is your best december joke?
I feel like filling a pillowcase with broken bottles and beating you to death with it.
Imagine!
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 4:39pm On Dec 08, 2011
@canot tell,
look at me and look at trouble o!
How Is it my fault that you dont understand the joke?
Re: Best Joke Of December by mustspin: 4:46pm On Dec 08, 2011
angry angry angry angry angry angry. y u no finish you story na, cuz you never reach the part where i ate the water melon undecided undecided
Re: Best Joke Of December by bright007(f): 5:06pm On Dec 08, 2011
Where is d joke?
Re: Best Joke Of December by McAdem: 5:13pm On Dec 08, 2011
niiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeeeeeee one I still dey laugh,pls more
Re: Best Joke Of December by jackpot(f): 5:16pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz, how far?
you're on yim? wink
Re: Best Joke Of December by jackpot(f): 5:19pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz, how far?
you're on yim? wink
i wan make we discuss some biz
cool
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 5:20pm On Dec 08, 2011
@mcadem
thanks jare!!
And i thought it was only mumus that would read the sweet joke!
Thank God a normal person read it.
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 5:23pm On Dec 08, 2011
yeah jack,
but what kinda biz?
Re: Best Joke Of December by mustspin: 5:24pm On Dec 08, 2011
@mukus abi wetin be ur name. finish that story or u get banned angry angry angry
Re: Best Joke Of December by McAdem: 5:30pm On Dec 08, 2011
Jackpot and mikuz wan do business.eeh wahlai na kirikiri both go land I swear
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 5:42pm On Dec 08, 2011
only if i had known,i couldnt have been a celeb!
So this is what celebrities go through?
Re: Best Joke Of December by McAdem: 5:49pm On Dec 08, 2011
who be celeb?you!!!!!!
abeg talk another thing
Re: Best Joke Of December by jackpot(f): 6:04pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:

yeah jack,
but what kinda biz?
make we no talk am here before some guys go begin google our house address. You no say na december season we dey~ cheesy

add me, bro. cool
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 6:08pm On Dec 08, 2011
lmao,
ok bro!!
Re: Best Joke Of December by jackpot(f): 6:22pm On Dec 08, 2011
haven't seen it undecided
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 6:49pm On Dec 08, 2011
ok jack you're on!
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 7:00pm On Dec 08, 2011
jack you no go accept again?
Re: Best Joke Of December by jackpot(f): 7:28pm On Dec 08, 2011
sorry, I go outside go ease myself~ cheesy
i've accepted, bro cool
Re: Best Joke Of December by jackpot(f): 7:28pm On Dec 08, 2011
sorry, I go outside go ease myself~ cheesy
i've accepted, bro cool
Re: Best Joke Of December by StudioCFR(m): 7:42pm On Dec 08, 2011
No weapon, gangup, Union fashioned against me shall prosper

Infact na waste of time and moiney
Re: Best Joke Of December by jackpot(f): 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2011
^^
*sprays Baygon insecticide on the poster above me* tongue cheesy
Re: Best Joke Of December by ARareGem(f): 9:08pm On Dec 08, 2011
angry angry angry
Re: Best Joke Of December by Nobody: 9:55pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:

Mustspin and McAdem violated a
princess and were
brought to the king for
punishment. The king asked them to go and fetch as many fruits as they
can. McAdem
returned with
15 oranges, the king
ordered his guards to
insert the oranges into his arse. McAdem
screamed and cried
throughout the whole process. Suddenly he
began to laugh really
loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing;
pointing ahead he said
''Look at Mustspin, he
is bringing water
melons!"
he he


this yoke is in victors thread angry angry, copy copy, angry angry ur work is just to mk joke section dry angry angry
bush pig angry angry
Re: Best Joke Of December by StudioCFR(m): 10:02pm On Dec 08, 2011
grin grin grin grin
i don die . . . U no go kill me Donkolione grin

u talk true about the guy and him brother Jackpot. . .
They're killing jokes section with dia hate and jealousy

them think sey na force them dey take make person laugh grin
Re: Best Joke Of December by Nobody: 12:23am On Dec 10, 2011
mikuz:

Mustspin and McAdem violated a
princess and were
brought to the king for
punishment. The king asked them to go and fetch as many fruits as they
can. McAdem
returned with
15 oranges, the king
ordered his guards to
insert the oranges into his arse. McAdem
screamed and cried
throughout the whole process. Suddenly he
began to laugh really
loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing;
pointing ahead he said
''Look at Mustspin, he
is bringing water
melons!"
he he
yes. . . . ?
What next. . ?
What happened after. . . ?
Or is dat all?

Shitz! Mikuz u disappointed me. sad

Finish d joke my friend! before i burn down d thread! tongue or beta still b4 i dislover u tongue
Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(m): 12:38am On Dec 10, 2011
^^
huh?
Re: Best Joke Of December by BUSHYANUS(m): 7:46am On Dec 10, 2011
unfunnily unfunny.
Re: Best Joke Of December by Nobody: 4:08pm On Dec 10, 2011
Nice but Remixed Joke cool cool
Re: Best Joke Of December by Kpakam(m): 7:52am On May 26, 2012
Remixed Joke,OLODO
Re: Best Joke Of December by Nobody: 8:05pm On May 31, 2019
Simple boldness dude embarassed

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