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Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by Excelboi(m): 10:52am On Dec 09, 2011 |
A Yoruba Man & an Ibo man were caught in Saudi, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer.Dey were arrested n taken 2 D Sheikh's palace 4 judgement. Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided Dey should be released after many lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped less than 20 strokes! The Yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped. The Ibo man saw Dis; thought for a second, then said: "Thank u" My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available.":O "If u so desire," the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his face, , "and ur second wish?" Ibo man replies: "Tie the Yoruba man to my back. |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by bright007(f): 11:07am On Dec 09, 2011 |
Mehn!this is five star joke! |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 11:07am On Dec 09, 2011 |
where is the zoke? |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by missKeri(f): 12:52pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
What?? |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by bunmioguns(m): 2:57pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
nice joke , welldone poster |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 3:04pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
@keri it seems ya confused,oya gimme ya yim make i equalize the frequency for you. |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by ARareGem(f): 10:10am On Dec 10, 2011 |
Wicked fiffle. |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 10:12am On Dec 10, 2011 |
^^ who and who? |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by ARareGem(f): 10:21am On Dec 10, 2011 |
Wicked Ibo fiffle like you and you. |
Re: Yoruba And Igbo Man, Yoruba Go Fear Fear by mikuz(m): 10:30am On Dec 10, 2011 |
@Araregem haba . . you dont talk to big men like that na. I deserve your respect with the kind of name i ve made for myself here. |
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