A nursery two girl asked her
teacher,"Ma,can my Mum
get pregnant?" The teacher
asked,"how old is ur mum?"
The girl said,"she is forty yrs
old." The teacher
replied,"yes,she can." The
girl asked again,"can my
sister get pregnant?" The
teacher asked,"how old is ur
sister?" She replied,"she is
nineteen years old." The
teacher replied,"yes,she
can." She then finally
asked,"can I get pregnant?"
The teacher replied,"u are
just five yrs old,so,u can't
get pregnant." The boy
behind him,her
classmate,poked her and
said,"I told u,we have
nothing to worry about."

we don hear.

Mikus i want u to see me (places my right hand on my chest) as your brother

Dont hate

Where is d joke?

Quit copy and pasting, start creating jokes like me!

i am advising you like my little brother, no malice!

studio,
haba!!
I dont hate you,how many times do i have to say that to you?
Must you always have this feeling that everybody hates you?
Quit with this inferiority complex jor.

mikuz:

studio,
haba!!
I dont hate you,how many times do i have to say that to you?
Must you always have this feeling that everybody hates you?
Quit with this inferiority complex jor.

just do what he asked u

^^
look at me and look at trouble o.
Shey you no go mind ya own business.
Who called you?

was i refering to u?

and who told you i was talking to you?

Mikuz!

Mikuz meet me at rumuokrushi by 8am 2mao. .got biz for u!

loooool, good one

lysaa just like that?

lysaa oh

sylve11,
ok what?
Im sure you can see im busy with lysaa.

hmm,
yinkababy,
na your nose be this?

mikuz:

lysaa just like that?

You too like women

hehehehe
Bin Gbagbo bro, I dont have your time at all . . Cuz right now i dey write more blockbuster jokes i wan give my fellow jokers as Xmas Gift
and i know they would like it as usual

the title of the joke is Chinedu and Mama Nkechi

Watch Out

First things first,where is d joke?

bunmi,
and hows that my fault?

Bros, u fit shift go oneside make i pass abeg, cuz i wan go party and i no go like am if u step on my Toms

makus makus, na ur eye b dis?

lol.
Yinka na fight?
Oya make i take you to that corner, we get special yarn!

Nor 4get to carry c.d along o o o

Trust me na.

U wan knack her akpako ni?

Imagine . .
See where ya mind dey go!
Badt boy!!!!

Studio CFR:

A nursery two girl asked her
teacher,"Ma,can my Mum
get pregnant?" The teacher
asked,"how old is your mum?"
The girl said,"she is forty yrs
old." The teacher
replied,"yes,she can." The
girl asked again,"can my
sister get pregnant?" The
teacher asked,"how old is your
sister?" She replied,"she is
nineteen years old." The
teacher replied,"yes,she
can." She then finally
asked,"can I get pregnant?"
The teacher replied,"u are
just five yrs old,so,u can't
get pregnant." The boy
behind him,her
classmate,poked her and
said,"I told u,we have
nothing to worry about."

oh boy see wahala

hehehehehe joking mary no let tse tse fly enter yo mouf na

the joke tight sha. .

Then know , I know, You know
We both know