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19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 8:27am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Apparently, intellectuals do not find dumb jokes hilarious or interesting (or perhaps that is just what they say and don’t mean). But what about the not so intellectual ones? If you are one of the non-intellectuals but totally get the jokes of the big brains, then great enough. But if you don’t, then good luck figuring out the logic hidden in the following listed jokes of the smarties. These may have you scratch your head a little but once you figure the joke,you will laugh (1) How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized.” N.B. A plumber would say- ‘you-niun-ized’ ,whereas a chemist would say- ‘un-ayon-ized’. Gettit? Gettit?? 5 Likes |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 8:28am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(2)
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble
gases in here.”
Helium doesn’t react. 6 Likes |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 8:29am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(3)
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”
The second one says “I think I’ll have an
H2O too” N.B. the second one asked for H2O2 which is hydrogen peroxide 4 Likes |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Acekidc4(m): 8:29am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by okpamson15(m): 8:33am On Jun 22, 2015 |
I hope u say 19 |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 8:34am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(4)
What did the scientist say when he found
2 isotopes of helium?
“HeHe” 2 Likes |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 8:36am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(5) As I said before, I never repeat myself. 2 Likes |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 8:38am On Jun 22, 2015 |
okpamson15:I will stop at 19..just keep calm |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 8:40am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(6)
A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. No,
really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. I mean,
like, the most exaggerated thing in the
history of ever!! |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by okpamson15(m): 8:45am On Jun 22, 2015 |
WEIRDPC:following |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by hippyj(m): 10:39am On Jun 22, 2015 |
I studied chemistry, I understand u wella. Fire on...... |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Koolmexxi(m): 10:41am On Jun 22, 2015 |
@OP, ur first 4 jokes would only be understood by people who've got a background in science and chemistry in particular... Does dat make a non-science oriented individual an unintellectual person?? 1 Like |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Enoquin(f): 11:20am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Apart from 1, i get the remaining WEIRDPC:Those who are always 'heheheing' must have had doses of helium WEIRDPC: Of course, but you said that before the before WEIRDPC: Hehe...oops! 1 Like |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 11:26am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Koolmexxi:No, everyone has a field of study. |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 11:28am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(7)
I would make another chemistry joke but
all good ones ARGON! 4 Likes |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 11:29am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(8 The statement below is true. The statement above is false 2 Likes |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 11:31am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(9)
. I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got
together and I was like..
..”OMg” 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 11:32am On Jun 22, 2015 |
(10)
There’s a band called 1023MB. They
haven’t had any gigs yet though 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Dannidom(m): 1:53pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
following sha |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 4:22pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Enoquin:A plumber would say- ‘you-niun-ized’ ,whereas a chemist would say- ‘un-ayon-ized’ (un-ionized) . Gettit? Gettit?? |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 4:27pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
(11)
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a
martinus.
“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I
would have asked for it!” 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 4:28pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
(11)
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a
martinus.
“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I
would have asked for it!” |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Enoquin(f): 6:15pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
WEIRDPC: ions...gorrit! |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Heeyhun(f): 6:15pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
WEIRDPC:I love this |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Skii(m): 10:37pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Oya now...where are the remaining? |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Koolmexxi(m): 10:54pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
WEIRDPC:Good.. So why d WEIRDPC:Cos u expect anyone to get a science based joke and whoever doesn't is simply an untellectual.... 1 Like |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by fernandoc(m): 11:26pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Gawd these jokes are dry intellectual or no intellectual. I feel like shooting u op. 1 Like |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Nmeri17: 11:33pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
misleading thread title. should be "19 chemistry jokes for science students only" 1 Like |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 6:54am On Jun 23, 2015 |
(12)
A linguistics professor says during a
lecture that, “In English, a double negative
forms a positive. But in some languages,
such as Russian, a double negative is still a
negative. However, in no language in the
world can a double positive form a negative.”
But then a voice from the back of the room
piped up, “Yeah, right.” 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 6:54am On Jun 23, 2015 |
(13)
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn
up the intelligence. There’s a knob called
brightness, but it doesn’t work! 1 Like |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by WEIRDPC(m): 6:56am On Jun 23, 2015 |
(14)
A Buddhist monk approaches a burger
food-truck and says “make me one with
everything.”
The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill,
which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box,
and closes the lid.
“Where’s my change?” the monk asks.
The vendor replies, “change comes from
within.” |
Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by lordrayne(m): 7:04pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
following |
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