"THE AGONY OF ASUU STRIKE:
The 2009 ASUU strike dat lasted
for 109 days brought out the
best and worst in d lives of many
students. When we resumed,
, many female students came with
ENGAGEMENT RINGS and
PROTRUDED BELLY. After
9months, THOSE BELLIES produced
names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE,
ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA, ABISASU… This year’s
ASUU strike, I hope it wont
produce another wonder,especial ly
now that the WEATHER is
favorable [cold tinz]. So, we
won’t get to see babies’ names
like: HARMATANASU, ASUSEYI,
MOJERE, ASUGBEMI, ASUTUNDE,
ASUFIFEHANMI… and so on…
My condolence to all undergraduates in the Country!!"

U no well! What a comic relief!