ONE FRIDAY EVENING WIZKID D POPULARLY KNOWN NIGERIAN MUSICIAN WAS GOING TO PERFORM AT A SHOW IN LASGIDI WEN HE GOT STOPPED AT A CHECKPOINT BY THE NIGERIAN POLICE,  THIS IS THE CONVERSATION,


POLICE MAN: [/b]WIND DOWN N LET ME SEE UR PARTICULARS

[b]WIZKID : HEY BOSS AM WIZZY WIZZY WIZKID DONT U KNOW ME WIZKID! **WHILE HE WAS PINGING**

POLICEMAN : **D POLICE MAN WAS VEXED AS WIZKID GAVE HIM NO ATTENTION DUE TO PINGING**
                          OYA COME OUT OF D CAR, 

                             


                              ** HE CAME OUT AND WAS STILL PINGING **





POLICEMAN : SHOW ME UR PARTICULARS B4 U PROVOKE MY ANNOYANCE

WIZKID : AM WIZKID NIGGA DONT U GET , STOP EMBARRA/    **BOOM!!! WAS D SLAP ON WIZZYS FACE SHUTTING HIM UP **



                                **WIZKID FELL ON HIS KNEELS AND STARTED PLEADING ***













WIZKID:       OH NO NO NO ,  IYEYEYE , I'LL NEVA NEVA EVER DO U WRONG, I'LL ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS DO U RIGHT,  I TREAT U LIKE A KING. I'LL GV U 20BOX, I SWEAR OGA MI NO BE  LIE , LOL,

(LOVE MY BABY , HIT TRACK.),


TANKS
DONKOLLIONE PRODUCTIONS, 

JOKE GRADING:C+

u try

bin gbagbo:



JOKE GRADING:C+

MR PRESIDO, , ABEG PITY ME NA , U WANT MK MY PAPA FLOG ME 4 HOUSE SAY I CARRY BAD RESULT

tayo_ast:

u try

THANKS BRO, MORE IN D PIPELINE

DON, c+ na pass grade!, you try jare!


Just place 200 naira in the result slip and give it to ya papa!

nice 1 don kolomental

^^^ its good to see a bushpig appreciating

mustpin hw body na?

bin gbagbo:

DON, c+ na pass grade!, you try jare!


Just place 200 naira in the result slip and give it to ya papa!

bingbagbo himself, pman no dey collect bribe nor b police man

abi hw we go do na, we suppose appreciate u say u no do ur usual copy and paste na

^^^ ME NOR GET PHOTOCOPYING MASENE NA , NA INSPIRED TALENT JOKER OF D JOKES N JOKERY SECTION


**DRAWS HIM CLOSE AND GVS HIM A DIRTY SLAP**

wetin be all this ma*ness

grade f12

this shows how intelligent u are

^^^^^** DRAWS HIM CLOSER DIS TYM N GVS HIM A HOTTER SLAP**

WU IS NEXT TO CHOP SLAP

DONkollione:

^^^ ME NOR GET PHOTOCOPYING MASENE NA ,  NA INSPIRED TALENT JOKER OF D JOKES N JOKERY SECTION


**DRAWS HIM CLOSE AND GVS HIM A DIRTY SLAP**

weaves the slap and finishes him off brutally with my Buddhist palm

^^^ U NOR NEED SPOON TO CHOP SLAP NA,

** GVS HIM D SLAP RAW FROM D COOKING POT**

Mr.Resource:

you try. . . .i give you C

THIS NA WETIN MK ME BEAT MY TEACHER FOR HIGH SKOOL

Good one

You try for dis one Donkey

^^^^^
THANKS NICOMPOOOOP

@ARAREGEM THANKS A MILLI,