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Militant Mice by ituen(m): 7:46am On Oct 02, 2007 |
Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy." The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it." The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you here, but I gotta go f**k the cat." |
Re: Militant Mice by Migines(m): 7:47am On Oct 02, 2007 |
Damn! Datts one badass mouse! |
Re: Militant Mice by clemcykul(f): 10:14am On Oct 02, 2007 |
yeah, a real bad ass mouse it is indeed! f****ck the cat hhhmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Militant Mice by Aiphie(f): 2:29pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
Which 1 come tough pass? He does not just bell the cat but f**ks the cat? |
Re: Militant Mice by Migines(m): 2:30pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
D funnies part is. . .He doznt even knw hw tough he is. |
Re: Militant Mice by mimiko(f): 2:32pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
he is the love-vendor of them all |
Re: Militant Mice by freezy(m): 6:37pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
All hail the baddest mouse in town! Bleep the cat, ! imagine that! he really must have a big d**k! |
Re: Militant Mice by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Oct 03, 2007 |
hmmmmmmm freezy the D**k man with a big D**k head |
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