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This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by Deolaw: 11:42pm On Dec 24, 2011 |
read this little paragraph of His biography: At dis time yrs ago. A husband & a heavily pregnant wife wr searching 4 a place 2 deliver their baby. The night was cold. The people were unfriendly. Noise was strong. Doctors were either on strike or on holiday. Hotels were crowded. Carriages were expensive. Above the 'king' or 'devil' and his SSS were after them. But the baby had a job to do. To disgrace His enemies they found a manger where horses and other gentle animals were present. The shepherds also honoured the invitation of His christianing. No satan, no witch, no subsidy, no inflation, no black out, no Boko haram, no strike, no HIV, no, (though they had d map in the tip of their fingers) could stop Him. Mtcheew Olodo people. One funny thing is that all d king's hired killers, kidnappers, Boko haram, militants, air force whatever no, SSS, policemen, , bowed to Him to d extend of presently him their precious properties (wc they had stolen or collected through bribes) or may be called gifts. To crown it all, the stars sef no sleep. Meaning d geographical surroundings were at alert. What more do we need in a delivery. Welcome Jesus. Happy birthday. Merry christmas to u all esp Nigerians. |
Re: This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by lilkech(m): 2:09am On Dec 25, 2011 |
SO YOU NEEDED TO WRITE A BOOK TO WISH US MERRY CHRISTMAS ABI? |
Re: This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by Ajibel(m): 5:28am On Dec 25, 2011 |
Smh### |
Re: This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by Deolaw: 6:04am On Dec 25, 2011 |
@lilkech. At least you got my intention. |
Re: This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by Sophizzy(f): 7:56am On Dec 25, 2011 |
@Deolaw: Nice yoke. I like your version of the story. Merry Christmas to you too. |
Re: This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by Deolaw: 9:20am On Dec 25, 2011 |
thanks. Merry christmas |
Re: This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by mikuz(m): 10:09am On Dec 25, 2011 |
merry christmas, |
Re: This Isn't A Joke But A: Read Sha by dani1luv: 10:16am On Dec 25, 2011 |
Merry Christmas |
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