DONkollione:

@ bumnioguns neva knew u were S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ smart to mk D̶̲̥̅̊ front page ̶̲̥̅̊

Chai dose days of canta ball. Na mε̲̣̣̣̥ b champion den na . Pen fight nko na mε̲̣̣̣̥ hot pass, Choi nor b small mata oo . I kill ma 1star n ko, Thanks for D̶̲̥̅̊ refreshment poster n thanks dani1luv .

thats d spirit bro, no shaking

Long live Nairaland Jokes section

Wow! Its really great knowin dat we have similar childhood experiences unlike 2dys buttys whose experience depends on family backgrnd. Dis shud b our strenghth in betterin our nation 2geda(close 2 tears). I love u all. Meanwhile, i use 2 play 'in' while my broda is d 'backman' in d game of monkey post

ok dani i see,
and dont forget the library too.

oluwagbami:

can you guys remember KELEGBE ,MO TA EYO.    ACTION AND RELEASE,   ALAGBADA KITE= kite made from nylon and broomstick with thread.  i also remember rolling used tyres in competitions along the streets,

d time we put on pant alone and roll tyre along d street,

d time when abt 5 ppl will sit round a  plate of eba,

smile4kenn:

wow good old days

today's kids are missing o

God bless u for this post

Merry Christmas

God bless you too,

Wish you d same

i dint get the jokes probs bcus i was born in russia

*tenk gawd ayam russ*

hmm

Good old days they were. . . . . . .I can't even rmbr the last time I saw a child flying a kite.
Kids don't build bird cages no more, not to talk of even catching the birds themselves.

They don't pursue abutata, catch ladybirds or do tyre racing.

Watt the eff do they do to catch some fun.

^ I wonder.

How could I forget any of these? Beautiful memories.

Who still remembers:
1. Tales by moonlight?
2. Kiddivission 101
3. Dr. Who
4.Sledge hammer
, D@ was wen men were boiz & ladies were girls!

this is cool. I remember almost all of it.

puskin:

Good old days they were. . . . . . .I can't even rmbr the last time I saw a child flying a kite.
Kids don't build bird cages no more, not to talk of even catching the birds themselves.

They don't pursue abutata, catch ladybirds or do tyre racing.

Watt the eff do they do to catch some fun.

lol. memories

the new generation is different from the old. what do u xpect. i'm sure they find ways to do their thing.

Idowuogbo:

i dint get the jokes probs bcus i was born in russia

*tenk gawd ayam russ*

I see babe! has started a trend

Jenifa_:

I see babe! has started a trend

u sef sabi fashion , correct merri merri darling

wow, i remember most of them if not all. as kids we used to make our own toys ,especially cars in benin city,close to new benin market. we use to make our toys car with empty tins.we use to play picture chewing gun and farest,table soccer on cement floor.to make it all short i even remember when i was found also doing the dirty on one of our many hide and seek in the dark with the first girl i like as a kid. we even use to go into the great benin moat to play, and there was alot of cars and lorries dump in side there for scarp .as the years go by people begin fighting even almost killing each other because of the metal to sell them as scrap as it was a huge market for them. i only wish i took football seriously , like my friends, i stop playing because i keep hurtting my toes ,playing with no shoes, lol.

anyway nice one ,
i enjoy my childhood.

@araregem,
so you ran naked on the streets with only pants on?

mikuz:

@araregem,
so you ran Unclad on the streets with only pants on?

u sef don do am before, no lie abeg

man this list is sssoooooooo complete like,

@bunmi,
i stopped it when i was 2.
But you still dey do am till now?

Damn it! U tried.
I remember
1. Weli weli weli, mummy in the kitchen cooking rice
2. Building of birds house with sand '' ile eye''
3. Tele match show
4. Boju boju oloro n bo
5. Evening stories 'Alo apamo & apagbe'
6. The use of black thread to form diff things like the moon, two brooms etc. It was all fun. Kudus to bunmioguns.

mikuz:

@bunmi,
i stopped it when i was 2.
But you still dey do am till now?

we still dey do am together nw, no lie

*laffing in Jumong*

@Jumaisha and sir enoch, thanks

Olden days can nvr be forgotten, it was really fun dt time

bunmi you and who?
Im sure you must have mistaken me for studio, no be me.

mikuz:

bunmi you and who?
Im sure you must have mistaken me for studio, no be me.

If your pressy and vice pressy stil dey dey do am, hw cum you are now different

Abeg, even if you dey lie for Nairaland, @ least u no fit lie for me wey dey see u wiv my korokoro eye abi you wan tell me say u nvr roll tyre on d street yesterday wiv only ur pant on

hmmmmmmmm. Nostalgia. I really wonder what common ground kids of today would have to share in d future.
I remember it all. playing *nearest to d wall* with rubber bands and having your palms flogged with flip-flops (dunlop slippers) for being the furthest from d wall after every round. then the level of trickery employed to make the hits sting more by hitting flesh or dodging the blows if I won or lost. walking d streets with a long chain link of rubber bands won from *slippo* the guy or gang with d longest chain was crowned local champ, bragging rights and all.

watching my them girls play 10-10, with young feet flying in d sand and after hours of play, they would b standing in an unintentionally dug ditch from stumping feet.

would like to go back just to have a taste of innocence.

@all, nice thread. nice memories. something to take out mind from the carnage. God bless us all.

Thumbs up for you. What a reminiscence !! Experienced virtually all of them and they made our childhood days quite eventful !!!

@prof Jyk, Amen, @My vicky, thanks

nnacent:

Wow! Its really great knowin dat we have similar childhood experiences unlike 2dys buttys whose experience depends on family backgrnd. Dis shud b our strenghth in betterin our nation 2geda(close 2 tears). I love u all. Meanwhile, i use 2 play 'in' while my broda is d 'backman' in d game of monkey post

One luv bro, am moved wit ur comment


@omoajiri, none of these skipped my memory

How many of you usually knelt down then when you see aeroplane flew by then and singing this song "Aeroplane odabo, ba mi ki iya eleko, eko meji oyo mi, oyo mi oyo mi, bam bam jigi jigi"

mikuz:

@araregem,
so you ran Unclad on the streets with only pants on?

Yeah, so sue me.

enitan2002:

How many of you usually knelt down then when you see aeroplane flew by then and singing this song "Aeroplane odabo, ba mi ki iya eleko, eko meji oyo mi, oyo mi oyo mi, bam bam jigi jigi"

i dont remmbr singing that . . . .

mayne u shoulda seen d cars and jeeps i built from empty tins Bournvita and Peak Milk. While, we used cut-out tyres from torn flip-flops .
I think we used to call it "JAN-WAY" . . sum'in like dat, and also the rubber-band games, damn, i used to have about 2,000 pieces of rubber band, won from gambling , where are they?

just FB, Twitter, Pinging, #Goldhelpus

ARareGem:

Yeah, so sue me.

Done!!

do u remember when u had a beef with dat guy next door. The both of u would be asked to build igloos with sand using ur feet.
1st boy: na my papa house be dis, if dem born u well, scatter am
2nd boy: if dem born u well, u scatter my papa own

na so fight take dey start oh, lmfao

enitan2002:

How many of you usually knelt down then when you see aeroplane flew by then and singing this song "Aeroplane odabo, ba mi ki iya eleko, eko meji oyo mi, oyo mi oyo mi, bam bam jigi jigi"

I cant ever forget that, am a confirmed ghetto guy