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Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 10:48am On Dec 31, 2011
This is a miracle that happened
recently in Enugu, Enugu State. A
boy (John) & girll (Anne) loved
each other so much and so
sincerely. They used to chat on
their mobile phones for hours. In
order to reduce the expenses
both of them got the same
network SIM cards. The guy went
abroad for a month on an official
trip. The girl died in an accident.
The girl's last wish was to be
buried along with her mobile
phone. After a month the guy
called the girl's mom and said,
"Aunty, I'll be coming tomorrow. I
want this to be a surprise, so
please don't tell Anne." The lady
didn't know what 2 say. The next
day, the guy came and asked
about Anne. Everyone told him the
truth but he said "Don't joke with
me. I spoke with her just
yesterday." Nobody believed him.
Suddenly the guy's mobile phone
rang and displayed "INCOMING
CALL, ANNE". He immediately put
the phone on loudspeaker. It was
clearly Anne's voice. They were all
shocked. Then they realized that
the girl was using MTN:
EVERYWHERE YOU GO!









Thanks for wasting 2 minutes
reading this nonsense as I did.

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 11:01am On Dec 31, 2011
Nyc joke bro more palmwine to ya photocopying machine grin grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:27am On Dec 31, 2011
@Donkoline, hw far now bro, you suppose don finish selling dt doughnut now since morning
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 11:35am On Dec 31, 2011
^^^

Hahahah , lol. U nor serious grin grin̶̲̥̅̊ ,


U still dey hawk pure water for cele express? grin grin̶̲̥̅̊

Fashola don ban hawking oo grin grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bingbagbo(m): 1:00pm On Dec 31, 2011
JOKE GRADING: F







REMARKS:NOT surprised at all!
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 3:06pm On Dec 31, 2011
bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING: F







REMARKS:NOT surprised at all!

You are suffering from Schizophrenia

Stupid Boi
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by ARareGem(f): 8:43pm On Dec 31, 2011
bunmioguns:

This is a miracle that happened
recently in Enugu, Enugu State. A
boy (John) & girll (Anne) loved
each other so much and so
sincerely. They used to chat on
their mobile phones for hours. In
order to reduce the expenses
both of them got the same
network SIM cards. The guy went
abroad for a month on an official
trip. The girl died in an accident.
The girl's last wish was to be
buried along with her mobile
phone. After a month the guy
called the girl's mom and said,
"Aunty, I'll be coming tomorrow. I
want this to be a surprise, so
please don't tell Anne." The lady
didn't know what 2 say. The next
day, the guy came and asked
about Anne. Everyone told him the
truth but he said "Don't joke with
me. I spoke with her just
yesterday." Nobody believed him.
Suddenly the guy's mobile phone
rang and displayed "INCOMING
CALL, ANNE". He immediately put
the phone on loudspeaker. It was
clearly Anne's voice. They were all
shocked. Then they realized that
the girl was using MTN:
EVERYWHERE YOU GO!









Thanks for wasting 2 minutes
reading this nonsense as I did.

grin grin grin grin grin grin



You're very welcome. tongue
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 10:23pm On Dec 31, 2011
ARareGem:

You're very welcome. tongue

Abeg open ur tongue very well, I don dey enjoy d kissing abeg
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 10:02am On Jan 01, 2012
Bring my palm wine
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by BossTtdiamonds(m): 2:12pm On Jan 01, 2012
Who is your slave. . . . . . . . Do you think tis' is your village *hisses* mstcheeeeeeeewwww. . . Naughty girl. . . . * grabs her and giver her the spankin' of a lifetime *. . . .
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jan 01, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahaha i can't remember the last time i laugh lyk this. Hahahahaha so funny hahahahaha
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by oderemo(m): 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2012
This is one useless joke. Mtn my foot.
Everywhere u go, what of down under.
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jan 01, 2012
See real bad belle
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2012
^^


I swear !
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:13pm On Jan 01, 2012
ode remo:

This is one useless joke. Mtn my foot.
Everywhere u go, what of down under.


*Give him a hard knock on d head bcus of his steewpid comment*
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:17pm On Jan 01, 2012
PretiEbony:

See real bad belle

No mind them jare damsel, dem get eye, dem no dey take am see, *giv her a soft kiss to wish her gudnyt*
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:23pm On Jan 01, 2012
DONkollione:

^^


I swear !

You be BoysIIMen
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:30pm On Jan 01, 2012
rakel05:

Bring my palm wine

*collect d palmwine frm her, walk quietly to d bak, and pour yaahu and indian hemp to it, he give it to her, she drank everything still requesting for more, after abt 5 mins, gbagaun she fall on d floor and sleep off*
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:35pm On Jan 01, 2012
Boss Ttdiamonds:

Who is your slave. . . . . . . . Do you think tis' is your village *hisses* mstcheeeeeeeewwww. . . Naughty girl. . . . * grabs her and giver her the spankin' of a lifetime *. . . .

grin grin grin grin, six months later, she is seen with Big belle
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by omokay01: 2:10am On Jan 02, 2012
bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING: F







REMARKS:NOT surprised at all!
Seconded, Infact F9* lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 6:03am On Jan 02, 2012
omokay01:

Seconded, Infact F9* lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

E be like say you get brain disorder




SCUMBAG
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by MrResource(m): 9:17am On Jan 02, 2012
bunmioguns:

You be BoysIIMen

Lol grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 11:31am On Jan 03, 2012
bunmioguns:

grin grin grin grin, six months later, she is seen with Big belle

the baby self go resmble u grin grin grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 1:13pm On Jan 03, 2012
rakel05:


the baby self go resmble u grin grin grin


How you take know undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 1:18pm On Jan 03, 2012
becos na ur house we go do am.
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 2:29pm On Jan 03, 2012
rakel05:

becos na your house we go do am.

The network is unreachable grin grin grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 2:34pm On Jan 03, 2012
try again later grin grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 2:53pm On Jan 03, 2012
rakel05:

try again later grin grin


Pam Pam Pam

Battery Empty grin grin grin grin
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 2:57pm On Jan 03, 2012
oluku grin grin

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