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Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 10:48am On Dec 31, 2011 |
This is a miracle that happened recently in Enugu, Enugu State. A boy (John) & girll (Anne) loved each other so much and so sincerely. They used to chat on their mobile phones for hours. In order to reduce the expenses both of them got the same network SIM cards. The guy went abroad for a month on an official trip. The girl died in an accident. The girl's last wish was to be buried along with her mobile phone. After a month the guy called the girl's mom and said, "Aunty, I'll be coming tomorrow. I want this to be a surprise, so please don't tell Anne." The lady didn't know what 2 say. The next day, the guy came and asked about Anne. Everyone told him the truth but he said "Don't joke with me. I spoke with her just yesterday." Nobody believed him. Suddenly the guy's mobile phone rang and displayed "INCOMING CALL, ANNE". He immediately put the phone on loudspeaker. It was clearly Anne's voice. They were all shocked. Then they realized that the girl was using MTN: EVERYWHERE YOU GO! Thanks for wasting 2 minutes reading this nonsense as I did. |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 11:01am On Dec 31, 2011 |
Nyc joke bro more palmwine to ya photocopying machine |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:27am On Dec 31, 2011 |
@Donkoline, hw far now bro, you suppose don finish selling dt doughnut now since morning |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 11:35am On Dec 31, 2011 |
^^^ Hahahah , lol. U nor serious ̶̲̥̅̊ , U still dey hawk pure water for cele express? ̶̲̥̅̊ Fashola don ban hawking oo |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bingbagbo(m): 1:00pm On Dec 31, 2011 |
JOKE GRADING: F REMARKS:NOT surprised at all! |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 3:06pm On Dec 31, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: You are suffering from Schizophrenia Stupid Boi |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by ARareGem(f): 8:43pm On Dec 31, 2011 |
bunmioguns: You're very welcome. |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 10:23pm On Dec 31, 2011 |
ARareGem: Abeg open ur tongue very well, I don dey enjoy d kissing abeg |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 10:02am On Jan 01, 2012 |
Bring my palm wine |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by BossTtdiamonds(m): 2:12pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
Who is your slave. . . . . . . . Do you think tis' is your village *hisses* mstcheeeeeeeewwww. . . Naughty girl. . . . * grabs her and giver her the spankin' of a lifetime *. . . . |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
Hahahahahahahahahahaha i can't remember the last time i laugh lyk this. Hahahahaha so funny hahahahaha |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by oderemo(m): 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
This is one useless joke. Mtn my foot. Everywhere u go, what of down under. |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
See real bad belle |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
^^ I swear ! |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:13pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
ode remo: *Give him a hard knock on d head bcus of his steewpid comment* |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:17pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
PretiEbony: No mind them jare damsel, dem get eye, dem no dey take am see, *giv her a soft kiss to wish her gudnyt* |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:23pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
DONkollione: You be BoysIIMen |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:30pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
rakel05: *collect d palmwine frm her, walk quietly to d bak, and pour yaahu and indian hemp to it, he give it to her, she drank everything still requesting for more, after abt 5 mins, gbagaun she fall on d floor and sleep off* |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 11:35pm On Jan 01, 2012 |
Boss Ttdiamonds: , six months later, she is seen with Big belle |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by omokay01: 2:10am On Jan 02, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:Seconded, Infact F9* |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 6:03am On Jan 02, 2012 |
omokay01: E be like say you get brain disorder SCUMBAG |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by MrResource(m): 9:17am On Jan 02, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Lol |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 11:31am On Jan 03, 2012 |
bunmioguns: the baby self go resmble u |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 1:13pm On Jan 03, 2012 |
rakel05: How you take know |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 1:18pm On Jan 03, 2012 |
becos na ur house we go do am. |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 2:29pm On Jan 03, 2012 |
rakel05: The network is unreachable |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 2:34pm On Jan 03, 2012 |
try again later |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by bunmioguns(m): 2:53pm On Jan 03, 2012 |
rakel05: Pam Pam Pam Battery Empty |
Re: Unbelievably True: A Must Read For All by rakel05(f): 2:57pm On Jan 03, 2012 |
oluku |
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