I stumbled across these sets of questions that people ask- I mean dumb questions that people ask. Some of these questions are not as funny as the answers given.

But honestly, are there people like these? I know there are so many smart people out there as well as not so much smart people, however, going through some of these questions make one wonder what kind of people ask them. Of course some of the questions makes one to think deeply.
In all, I find them funny and want to share them with you all.

It's Caps Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."

Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my credit card so i put it in the cd rom and it got stuck, how do i get it out?? I tryed toothpics but lost them in the process?? also the drive is making noises"
Oh, that's normal. Your system is just waiting for you to pay the required $1 processing fee for scanning the card. Simply fold a greenback into a tiny square and insert it into any USB port.

Mousin' Around
"My mouse stop working every time i lift it up from the table why is this? this is not just OS .i have linux and vista both same thing so its not drivers"
Yeah, no big deal there, either: Insert your credit card into the CD-ROM drive and tell your computer--slowly and distinctly--that you need the Air Mouse 3000 upgrade. You'll be good in no time.

Mathematical Matters
"Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?"
The easiest way is to flip the positions of 4 and 5 on the number line. Another method is to use LSD (Least Sequential Denominators).

Spelling 101
"How do you spell government?"
Most of the time.

Turtle Trouble
"I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?"
This is why old lads should be barred from Yahoo Answers. Seriously--where do they come up with this stuff?

Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

Really funny. I think some are on purpose sha.

armadeo: Really funny. I think some are on purpose sha.

I agree

Yea I refuse to believe human are this dumb jor. Most of them are on purpose! Lol @specific ocean.

LMAOO
Gosh!

WTF?!

floragregs: Yea I refuse to believe human are this dumb jor. Most of them are on purpose! Lol @specific ocean.

You can't say. Some humans can ask questions that'll make animals ashamed.