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Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jan 01, 2012
A bridegroom was called 2 make an appreciation imagine wat he said. " First of all i want 2 thank my pastor 4 lending me his wedding ring, i thank my brother's wife 4 lending my wife her wedding gown, i thank my friend 4 bringing some food 4rm his house, i thank my parent 4 bringing my village cultural drum, i thank my pastor's wife 4 teaching my wife how 2 dance, i thank my committee of friemds 4 the appeal they made on my behave, i thank the 4 church 4 advising me on this wedding, i thank all they married men 4 forcing me into this marriage, lastly i want 2 thank every one present here 4 coming 2 this marriage pls if you've not eaten we are very sorry we will make it up 2 u perhaps in our child dedication which will be next year
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by bunmioguns(m): 11:37pm On Jan 01, 2012
grin grin grin grin, nice one
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by omokay01: 2:04am On Jan 02, 2012
preety, I hope thats not your husband making those remarks? grin grin Its must not be o! Anyway excellnt A1*. Keep it up tongue
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Agybabe(f): 6:18am On Jan 02, 2012
Lol! Next time he will be thanking his gateman for getting his wife pregnant!
I laugh in Greek
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by bunmioguns(m): 6:23am On Jan 02, 2012
Agybabe:

Lol! Next time he will be thanking his gateman for getting his wife pregnant!
I laugh in Greek


Compliment of d season
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 9:20am On Jan 02, 2012
Not really funny though. . .but u tried
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Exponental(m): 10:24am On Jan 02, 2012
booqee:

Not really funny though. . .but u tried
can u define wat u mean by tried.

@OP, nice one jare!
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jan 02, 2012
I bin think say 2011 don drive all the bad belles go, i no know say boqee still dey remain
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jan 02, 2012
JOKE GRADING : F9


REMARK : when will u change?
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jan 02, 2012
Shea na F9 be ur portion
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jan 02, 2012
@op. I no be bad belle! I said u tried(for composure) but ee no really funny.

@exponential. Which level nah?!
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by StudioCFR(m): 9:20pm On Jan 02, 2012
Where is the joke?
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by bright007(f): 9:56pm On Jan 02, 2012
*where is d joke?
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by StudioCFR(m): 10:08pm On Jan 02, 2012
Where is my booqee?

Babes u can reach me on dis number 07038242419

i figured u like* me

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Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by MrResource(m): 6:03am On Jan 03, 2012
undecided
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jan 04, 2012
Hmmm

studio studio, !
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by bright007(f): 12:32pm On Jan 04, 2012
@Studio: u dey post killer number* grin grin
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by mustspin: 12:34pm On Jan 04, 2012
nice buh stale, stale, stale
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by rammy57(m): 5:12pm On Sep 18, 2012
Agybabe: Lol! Next time he will be thanking his gateman for getting his wife pregnant!
I laugh in Greek
Lol dat wont be funny na with Bellet he go do dat 1 instead of Microphone..
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by shakara4u(m): 5:51pm On Sep 18, 2012
bright007: @Studio: u dey post killer number* grin grin
Studio CFR: Where is my booqee?

where u now

Babes u can reach me on dis number 07038242419

i figured u like* me

kai..i mss dis madman sha


PRIETYEBONY,na ur weddin bah
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by odizzy: 6:58pm On Sep 18, 2012
Studio CFR: Where is my booqee?

Babes u can reach me on dis number 07038242419

i figured u like* me
wen did my dog belong to u, i hv also bein lukin 4 dat dog, if u see her pls call 080AN35468
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by shakara4u(m): 8:04am On Sep 19, 2012
odizzy: wen did my dog belong to u, i hv also bein lukin 4 dat dog, if u see her pls call 080AN35468

who come be the dog now
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 3:31pm On Sep 19, 2012
Vote Pretiebony for Projan Treasurer
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by shakara4u(m): 6:15pm On Sep 20, 2012
which one b projan again?

how much u gp pay,coz treas is juicy u know
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by Nobody: 11:27am On Sep 21, 2012
Joke since January!!!!smh undecided ad we are in September
Re: Na By Force 2 Marry? by free2ryhme: 11:48am On Sep 21, 2012
PretiEbony: A bridegroom was called 2 make an appreciation imagine wat he said. " First of all i want 2 thank my pastor 4 lending me his wedding ring, i thank my brother's wife 4 lending my wife her wedding gown, i thank my friend 4 bringing some food 4rm his house, i thank my parent 4 bringing my village cultural drum, i thank my pastor's wife 4 teaching my wife how 2 dance, i thank my committee of friemds 4 the appeal they made on my behave, i thank the 4 church 4 advising me on this wedding, i thank all they married men 4 forcing me into this marriage, lastly i want 2 thank every one present here 4 coming 2 this marriage pls if you've not eaten we are very sorry we will make it up 2 u perhaps in our child dedication which will be next year


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