know everybody is upset about subsidy, but like a typical Nigerian, like to make jokes abt problem. Indulge me. This is my compilation; with some borrowed ones.
Dis is jonathan's way of punishing nigerians for making fun of his wife"
If He puts on AC 4 U in d Car,den He rily loves U
Dnt be shocked if u try 2 burn a thief with fuel and pple start slapping u instead, be wise
Enugu2Lagos by bus nw 17k. sme pple can't even come back 4rm village, L'obatan . This is deportation Lagos has been praying for.
next time my girl asks me to take her somewhere expensive, id drive her to the fueling station
BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found , fuel missing!!!=D >=)
No more burning of thieves. Say yes to drowning or hanging
Date ur neighbour or die trekking
A car was snatched at gunpoint today and the owner was screaming MY FUEL My FUEL
: Host: What do i offer you? Visitor: I'll take fuel, .
Nig police st 2 increase bribe rates frm #50 to #141.
Abuja BigBoy spotted Oppressing as He Left His Engine On while Waiting for Girlfriend.
Island BF+Mainland GF=Long Distance Relationship
Hey lady,can I buy you fuel sometime ?
No baby. Your house is too far. think we have to break
U smiling?

Customer : how much 4 a hair cut Barber : Oga wit nepa na N100 but wt gen na N800. Customer: Abeg flash me when nepa bring light!

**hmm*

These jokes are on facebook
More:
Its on evr1s lips, its "Fuel Subsidy", lets cee what it can cause:
1.Guys nd Artist will start posing with 50kegs of petrol in pictures and videos.
2.People who have gone to the village for holiday might not return.
3.My neighbouhood is dead silent not even 1 generator can be heard.
4.Bicycle sellers report high rise in sales.
5.You can deposit your fuel at zenith bank,guarantee bank or any bank close 2 you.
6.Bride price will increase and may even include 25litres of petrol.
7.Dont be shocked if u̶̲̥̅̊ re slapped for trying to burn a thief with petrol.
9."Walk out" will be a popular thing among lovers.
10.No more accidents,it will be knee and ankle dislocations.
11.Gurl:i like going to expensive places,Boy:Meet me at Mobil filling station by 4.
12.Rihanna ft GEJ "shut up and walk"
13.QPR vs SWANSEA N200, BARCA vs REAL MADRID N1000
14.Resident:what do you care for, Visitor:I'll take petrol,
15.Wizkid: "If you see me trekking holla at your Boi''

if you see me ride bike holla at your boy #in wiz kids voice

Boss, give Me d perrmissiion 2 embark on a 2 weeks journey from the village cos I hhaav 2 travel on a donkey!

JONATHAN's Promise of FRESH AIR
Read
F= Fuel Subsidy removal
R=Religious and Ethnic crises
E=Expands in bombings from one part of d
country to anoda.
S=State of emergence in Brono, others
H=High rate of
poverty and unemployment.
A=ASUU Strikes
I=Insecurity in the 2012 budget.
R=Restlesness and fustration
in our youth

If u see mε̲̣̣̣̥ trekk by holla at ya boy ,


Wizkid ft donkollione

As 4 me i have no tym cos i ride on my dog *no tyme eeyee na preti dog planet*