The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If
you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow
alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants
to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

E.T.C GRADING: F


REMARK: crap shitt !

^^^ go sleep for inside pit latrine jorr

Where is d joke?

^^^ CHECK THE 10th LINE OF THE 32nd ALPHABETH

Dis is a poem and not Joke, pls note

Joe went into his proctologist's office for a rectal exam.
Elaine, the doctor's new nurse, took him to an examining room and told him
to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see him.
While waiting, Joe observed that there were three items on a stand next to
the exam table:
* a Tube of K-Y jelly
* a rubber glove
* a beer
When the doctor finally came in Joe said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. I
know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me
what the BEER is for?"
The doctor flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Damn it Elaine, I said
a BUTT LIGHT!"

Is dis joke?

Dis section is dry 2day . . . so in that case

BUMP

HA HA HA