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Diary Of A Lady At Sea by theORAKU(m): 3:24pm On Mar 15, 2006 |
Excerpts from a lady's diary DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino . did OK , won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today, Twice. |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bagoma(f): 11:58pm On Mar 15, 2006 |
ha ha ha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() what a world heroine! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Seun(m): 12:08am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Typical. On day four there was "no way" she could be unfaithful. |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 3:12am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Yep, miss thang did exactly what she wanted to do! Silly heffa! ![]() ![]() and to think some women are this dumb in real life---wow! |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Seun(m): 3:45am On Mar 16, 2006 |
The woman was not dumb. It was an intentional mistake! |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 4:01am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Ok Seun, I'll let you slide with that commentL. O. L. @ intentional mistake ![]() Yea, you changed dairy to diary--that was driving me crazy everytime I looked at it ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 4:02am On Mar 16, 2006 |
Oh, I guess it (the spelling) didn't change on the Nairaland Forum page ![]() ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by lioness(f): 1:57pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
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Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Farriel(m): 3:35pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
Intentional mistake indeed. ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by micklplus(m): 3:49pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
nice one i must confess.it is hilarious ! ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Rolly: 3:54pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
ok. that was funny ![]() ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by ocho(f): 4:58pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
saved lives? i bet she did!*rolls eyes* what an excuse! Hilaroius though. |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by phantomcat(m): 5:18pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
she has a human heart and enjoys saving 1600 lives on her back. |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by spikelord(m): 6:47pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
She saved them indeed!!! I am the captain, |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 7:28pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
spikey, don't make me get my belt ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by bebe6(f): 7:49pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
Thanks Seun ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by akara(m): 8:10pm On Mar 16, 2006 |
My people "she should have been on the TITANIC. Imagine we would not have had to watch 'that film' |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by phantomcat(m): 10:22am On Mar 17, 2006 |
thats true akara, ur name makes me hungry |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Fluffy(f): 1:13pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
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Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by mustafar1: 6:58pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
yeah she saved 1600 lives and her intentional mistake helped make one more. cos technically at the end of the cruise there were 1601 peoples on board. |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by Rhodalyn(f): 7:07pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
interesting one ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by WesleyanA(f): 5:57am On Apr 15, 2006 |
must_a_far: any cruise that lasted that long would be extremely boring don't you think ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by kellygirl(f): 3:56pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
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Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by diva11(f): 8:51pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
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Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by kinglarry(m): 11:29pm On Apr 17, 2006 |
HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by tytylayor: 3:49pm On May 06, 2008 |
:d :d :d :d :d |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by saucekid(m): 3:54pm On May 06, 2008 |
sheesh! |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by TOYOSI20(f): 7:58pm On May 06, 2008 |
Kudos to her for her "Good Deed". . , ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On May 08, 2008 |
buahahhahhha lol ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by segunpc(m): 11:24am On May 08, 2008 |
ashewo |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by clemcykul(f): 12:36pm On May 08, 2008 |
is that ur sis name ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Lady At Sea by saucekid(m): 3:11pm On May 08, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . |
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