5 passengers was about to crash in midair and there were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps.
Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan: I'm the President of Nigeria, the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps.
The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl "I'm anold
man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs" but d girlreplied "no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked Pope.
The girl replied "The Nigerian President took my school bag!

Why hasn't there been any comment on dis goddamned thread?! :\




besides, where is the mother_fhuckking joke??!!!

*searching everywhere in d thread*


@ OP, please

























Where is the Joke?

1.   The joke is dry like pako biscuit.
2.   The joke na confirm copy and paste!
3.   Bright u no try at all.

A gud one OP,

@all:thanks for ur comments

bright me liked the way you rebranded it. Seen it before but still very funny.

*mikuz:You be correct guy*Three kuli 4 you!

*mikuz:You be correct guy*Three kuli-kuli 4 you!

u need some ink on ya photocopy machine.

but still funny though.

bright007:

5 passengers was about to crash in midair and there were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps.
Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan: I'm the President of Nigeria, the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps.
The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl "I'm anold
man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs" but d girlreplied "no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked Pope.
The girl replied "The Nigerian President took my school bag!

BRIGHT007, my pikin, u dey try sha, but u too like copy

how u dey pass your exam

booqee:

1.   The joke is dry like pako biscuit.
2.   The joke na confirm copy and paste!
3.   Bright u no try at all.

bunmioguns:

*searching everywhere in d thread*


@ OP, please

























Where is the Joke?

two of you open your eyes like this next tym:

@oto:they really need to open their eyes like dis:

^^^^^ go to the jokes page topic: our motherland, u're missing something
buahahahahahaaaaa

^^

i feel very ashamed posting my reply under a mad goats reply, But i couldnt wait to tell d poster hw i feel


very very very dry joke. I must confess

DONkollione:

^^

i feel very ashamed posting my reply under a mad goats reply,  But i couldnt wait to tell d poster hw i feel


very very very dry joke. I must confess

next tym, wet your yansh eyeballs with water b4 reading jokes 
look down











BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA 

* points ma index finger unto his forehead*

last warning! Mk i nor send u n mikuz go village!

Village houseboys!

^^^^
*chops off the finger and puts it in his mouth*

wetin be dis?

he's bleeding MAGGOT

@op. Dey dere dey let otooro toto dey deceive u. D joke no funny. . .walahi!

@boqee:hmmm,,,,I know ur predicament.U are suffering from acute laughisitosis*U don't recognise jokes even wen u see one.

No problem,u need to take bottle of laughing gas*dat will cure it*Remember not to add water to it as u do wen u buy pepsi or coke*

^^^ so u are on my side afterall. . . . .

booqee:

@op. Dey dere dey let otooro toto dey deceive u. D joke no funny. . .walahi!

and for you, boogee mama,

its too early to tell you that u're a *toto-liker*, otherwise, u won't call moi toto