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| Just Gig! by bright007(f): 11:59am On Jan 10, 2012 |
5 passengers was about to crash in midair and there were only 4 parachutes. 1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps. 2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps. Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan: I'm the President of Nigeria, the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps. The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl "I'm anold man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs" but d girlreplied "no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left. "how can that be?" asked Pope. The girl replied "The Nigerian President took my school bag! |
| Re: Just Gig! by bingbagbo(m): 12:12pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: F REMARKS: I DONT EXPECT ANYTHING BETTER FROM A RENOWNED LUNATIC!  |
| Re: Just Gig! by bright007(f): 12:23pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
*Its not ur fault!You only used four months in d womb.Your half formed brain can never reason like dat of a cow not to talk of a goat* |
| Re: Just Gig! by bingbagbo(m): 12:37pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
^^^ shut up when a human being is talking! bush pig! |
| Re: Just Gig! by bright007(f): 1:18pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
*ignores d scumbag* |
| Re: Just Gig! by bunmioguns(m): 7:07pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
@bright am asking you Where is the Joke  ? |
| Re: Just Gig! by bright007(f): 8:15pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
@bunmi:it is in your block head!  |
| Re: Just Gig! by bunmioguns(m): 8:24pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
bright007: I thought as much |
| Re: Just Gig! by bright007(f): 8:46pm On Jan 10, 2012 |
*ignores d riff-raff* |
| Re: Just Gig! by Nobody: 2:04am On Jan 12, 2012 |
Very very very dry joke i must always cönfess |
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