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Questions You Would Never Guess The Answers To! by joerux60: 12:54pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology. Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The boyfriend's hand. Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". |
Re: Questions You Would Never Guess The Answers To! by mikuz(m): 4:21pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
you try. Nice ones. |
Re: Questions You Would Never Guess The Answers To! by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 5:52pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Lol |
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