A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you
sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going
out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you
start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR, "
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing
here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, " ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes
closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!:

If our SoH were in tandem, this would've been funny.

hahahahahahaha, funny!

lllll,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


no baby, they are carrots,

swtdarling:

A friend of mine posted this.thought i should share
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you
sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone notice you going
out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain? Ans: "No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you
start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR, "
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing
here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees, " ODE!! 9. When they see you lying down with your eyes
closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE, " MUMU!!!!!!: 

hits head on whitney houston's coffin.

Lol @ post. . . 1, 3, 8

dabrake:

hits head on whitney houston's coffin.

Shattap there! That wasn't funny at all

lmfao. . .

OP. are this the chat up lines you people use on NIgeria?

So funny ̶̲̥̅̊ e don tey wey i laff and water dey fall for my eyes. I no fit stop d laff

Funny indeed

Ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ho ha hhhhhhhhhhhh!!! See me I can't laugh o jare very very funny.

Mr, Cork:

OP. are this the chat up lines you people use on NIgeria?

mr cork,since Nigeria is causing u so much headache.y dnt u jst stay in togo or wherever u say u are

LMAO
say number 3 to your gf & dats the last your gonna get the chance to pull em panties,

lol

#Falls from water bed#

Goldieluks:

#Falls from water bed#

water bed which motel are you shacking up in

funny post but number 7 shouldn't be on that list people should knock before they enter anyroom

omega25red:

water bed which motel are you shacking up in

funny post but number 7 shouldn't be on that list people should knock before they enter anyroom

Motel ke! Am in my bedroom with my hubby.

Goldieluks:




Motel ke! Am in my bedroom with my hubby.

N i was tinking u wer a firgin. u got me fooled!

mcnepow:

N i was tinking u wer a firgin. u got me fooled!

Ah aah am still a fagin truss me.

saw this like 3 years back.
Not Funny!

pls move this 2 joke section

slimyem:

saw this like 3 years back.
Not Funny!

okay,

can you please keep quiet let others enjoy the joke

#Itooknow

Too stale and old.

It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from.
#just saying.

booqee:

Too stale and old.

It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from.
#just saying.

old or no old, stale or no stale, joke section or no joke section, what i know is d poster just make me laff ma ass out, so stop beefing,

remmyz:



old or no old, stale or no stale, joke section or no joke section, what i know is d poster just make me laff ma Bottom out, so stop beefing,

u said it all!

Nice work.
Very funny.
NL should be a place to be always.

hahahaha! awesome! This just made my morning!

i laf sotay i start lovin Boo baby!

Classic! Lwkm! U try joor! LDMMKHFG!

lol u too funny

Nice one @ poster.. Really got me ROTFLMAO

booqee: Too stale and old.

It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from.
#just saying.

seriously, girl u dnt av a lyf... I think ur guts are ruined nd its y there aint no thread started by ya.. Bad belle shit lyk u always givin bad comments lyk one dog dat was given chloroquine... Got nothing gud to say, shut up, read, nd pass by instead of dropping dat useless watery crap u call saliva.. Na even ur type dem dey give those kind craze replies.. ODE